It’s truly a dark day over in Osborne Park as the news Nic Nat’s retiring sends shockwaves through the sports reporting division. Some are in…
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“Epic Location” for Zuckerberg v Elon Fight Confirmed as Morley Galleria Bus Station
When Elon Musk promised an “epic” location for his anticipated smash with Zucc he wasn’t kidding. Rome’s Colosseum was a front runner until he heard…
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BREAKING: Future Matilda’s Games To Be Given High Blood Pressure Warnings
Australia’s leading doctors have called for a warning to those suffering high blood pressure before the next Matilda’s game. The warning comes after a tense,…
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Crime plummets in Perth as City’s NRL fans are busy watching the Double Header at Perth Stadium
The Western Australian Police Force has extended a heartfelt thank you to the NRL for rounding up all of the City’s troublemakers in one convenient…
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Buddy Franklin signs a 9 year, $10 Million deal with the Curtin Wesley Footy Club
In a less than shocking development, Buddy Franklin has called curtains on a magnificent AFL career. After 18 seasons he’s finally saying goodbye to footy……
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One of Simmo’s HJ’s soft serve machines better be fkn working because the kids are getting ice creams tonight!
Simmo has sent a series of urgent messages to his two Hungry Jack’s stores seeking confirmation that the soft serve machines are in full working…
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