Optus has enthusiastically fronted the press this afternoon to deliver the news that they absolutely knew what happened and everyone can stop calling them a…
View More Optus has identified the source of the outage as a suspicious Linkin Park file downloaded recently
The CEO of Optus has made a grovelling apology to everyone waiting on an important message from their dealer today. While conceding that it was…
View More Optus CEO advises customers waiting on a message from their dealer to use Telstra wifi payphones like they were intended for
Optus has a very stern message for whichever 12-year-old brought down their entire telecommunications infrastructure last night – knock it off! Since about midnight, Optus…
View More BREAKING: Optus asks whichever child hacked their system this time to kindly knock it off
NASA has provided WA with a radical plan to continue to investigate the further reaches of the galaxy. This time to search for intelligent life…
View More NASA presents WA with plan to put a rover on Two Rocks to search for intelligent life
Ford scientists have finally harnessed one of the rawest, most powerful energy sources known to man – the rage of a Ranger driver. With the slogan,…
View More Ford Release Ranger EV – First Battery To Be Fully Charged Off Driver’s Rage
ChatGPT has lost several artificial-IQ points after attempting to process data from the Perth Smart Freeway system. It turns out that Skynets foetus was clever…
View More ChatGPT crashes after trying to learn from Perth Smart Freeway data