Leon’s dreams of being an actual athlete were shattered when he realised that when it came to actual sport, he sucked worse than a Patagonian…
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Ms “I’m Going Douth!”
Chelsea gathers a group of girls that she refers to as her favs. Now, it’s important to note that her favs spend about 50% of…
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THE BTT YEAR IN REVIEW (PART 2)
Floodageddon – July. Mother nature decided to pop a squat and piss like a race horse on its 7th pint. Rudely exposing our city’s abysmal…
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THE BELL TOWER TIMES YEAR IN REVIEW 2021 (PART 1)
The summer of river bull sharks – January. After a tragic bull shark attack at Black Wall Reach, Perth blowhards hit new levels of blithering…
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Perth’s Urban Sprawl Claims Credit For Lack of COVID Spread
In an unprecedented move, Perth’s Urban Sprawl has stepped up to take the lion’s share of credit for WA recording another donut day of ‘Rona…
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Perth Cup Patrons Promise To Practice Social Distancing When Passing On Each Other Covered In Bodily Fluids
Perth Cup revellers are taking their COVID safe obligations seriously after finding out their day at the races will go ahead for vaxxed punters despite…
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