Perth was shocked to hear that the AFL had ruled against staging a Grand Final parade in Perth due to terminal butthurt-itis, “terrorism” concerns, and…
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30 y/o Scarborough turbo shocked after realising beach body isn’t quite there yet
Despite 6 months of neglect, local man Kyle inexplicably reckoned his rig was ready for the big stage at Scarborough today. How wrong he was. …
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REPORT: Dôme Café Really Likes the Look of that Waterside Location in Your Suburb
Yesterday, we received a report that a Dôme Café location scout was seen licking his lips, rubbing his hands together, and announcing that he wanted…
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Beer Taps to be Attached to Urinals to Honour CUB Contract at Perth Grand Final
Gage Roads won’t be supplying the 2021 Grand Final with beer after being shafted by the cruel strap-on of competing contractual relationships. Although it’s arguable…
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WA Requires Sacrifice to Appease Primitive God to Ensure Bountiful Grand Final
Western Australia has been sent scrambling to adequately prepare for the Grand Final after it was announced today the MCG couldn’t host the big event.…
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WA to Open First School of Crypto Mines in Kalgoorlie
Western Australia may be renowned as the champagne mining jurisdiction of the world but it’s losing countless workers to the allure of the real coal…
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