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Gage Roads won’t be supplying the 2021 Grand Final with beer after being shafted by the cruel strap-on of competing contractual relationships. Although it’s arguable…
View More Beer Taps to be Attached to Urinals to Honour CUB Contract at Perth Grand Final
Western Australia has been sent scrambling to adequately prepare for the Grand Final after it was announced today the MCG couldn’t host the big event.…
View More WA Requires Sacrifice to Appease Primitive God to Ensure Bountiful Grand Final
Western Australia may be renowned as the champagne mining jurisdiction of the world but it’s losing countless workers to the allure of the real coal…
View More WA to Open First School of Crypto Mines in Kalgoorlie
A groundbreaking study has found that thousands of motorists a day become nearly Shakespearean in their use of creative language after feeling aggrieved by some…
View More Study Finds Brain Most Creative After Some Mouth Breather Cuts You Off on the Freeway
Old mate Crackers is a good ol country boy that likes the simpler things in life. His world was blown apart on a recent visit…
View More Mount Magnet Man has a Panic Attack over Beer Selection at Perth Microbrewery
News that two NSW truckies have entered WA infected with COVID has presented an immediate danger to Perth’s beloved big girl – The Baysie Bridge.…
View More Urgent Vaccination for Bayswater Bridge Following Infected Truckies Entering the State