Kimmy watches The Bachelor to escape the reality of her own love life; if you could call the putrid garbage heap of mirror-masturbators and knuckle…
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Category: The Human Zoo
Mrs Coles’ Miniature Toys
Kath is the sort of full-time mummy that will decry Coles for profiteering with 15c plastic bags, but happily spend $30 each trip to try…
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The Grey Nomads
Harold’s oversized, dawdling caravan is a perfect metaphor for his need to keep society from progressing. Whether it be the road to your first investment…
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Ms Plastic Bag Ban
Its been a week since the plastic bag ban and Sue isn’t taking it well. How could these corporate fuck-monkeys be so cruel to fling…
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Mr World Cup
Like Cardinal Pell receiving a summons to a Royal Commission Chris suddenly has a fever, to be specific soccer fever, which conveniently manifests itself quadrennially…
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The Buzzfeed / VICE Journalist
Lauren always wanted to be a journalist but she always found the news to be a total snore-fest. There was only one thing for it…
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