Tony is the result of a bottle of Acqua Di Gio breeding with a tub of hair gel and giving birth into a pile of…
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Category: The Human Zoo
Mr Origin
Each factory-manufactured rip on Tyler’s fuckboy shorts represents a gaping void where something useful used to go. Dignity, serotonin levels and the slim chance of…
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X-Mas Special – Mr X-mas Day
Benny rocks up to Christmas day after a shirtless night at the Leftbank. In between pint spillin’ and floor pissin’, he managed to hook a…
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The Perth Irishman
Paraic isn’t getting high off the Perth craic lately. The FIFO gravy train has derailed, half his friends have fled and to make matters worse…
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Ms Perth Boat Hoe
In the Perth summer, children of boat owners rule like majestic kings over their aquatically challenged peasantry. One such peasant is Cherie, an aspiring social…
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Mr Perth DJ
Sam’s DJ’ing is the melodic equivalent of a particularly orgasmic scissoring session between Fran Drescher and Julia Gillard. When Sams on stage he transforms into…
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