The Nation’s dodgiest NDIS providers have been shook by the news that the Australian Government is cracking down on the scheme and making massive reforms.
While big changes have been announced for recipients, the providers know its only so long until they are on the cutting board themselves. Especially given the wholesale fraud from such providers has largely contributed to the scheme becoming severely obese.
To safeguard their profits, they have taken inspiration from what some call “the best in the business” when it comes to stopping the Government coming after their cheese – the gas industry.
We spoke to a dodgy NDIS provider who said the shift to registering as a gas company as a no-brainer, adding,
“We just need to be something the Government won’t touch, so we looked into it and this company called Chevron kept coming up, we thought, well why don’t we just do what Chevron are doing? The rest is history, we’re richer than ever and not doing a thing to help the Australian people”
It’s no doubt a smart move and a whole bunch of dodgy NDIS fraudsters have combined their resources and launched an ad campaign sticking up for their rorts.
Across billboards and the wireless, they are telling the Australian people that, if anything, they should be paid more for plundering Aussie resources – be that gas or Government funding.
NDIS providers, well played.
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