It’s no surprise that Harry & Meghan have a rather tense relationship with the royal family. So much so, it’s believed that King Sausage fingers really doesn’t like having them around his sprawling kingdom.
Luckily for the estranged royals, there’s always a place for them down in sunny Mandurah at the newly reno’d Castle Fun Park. Truly a marvel that puts the English royal architecture to shame.
The ex-royals were believed to have secretly visited a few key locations in WA on their trip to Australia. We spoke to an insider who said the Kelmscott Castle was high on their list too. Adding,
“Harry in particularly was pretty keen on the move to Kelmscott. He said there were far more jewels laying around the Kelmscott Castle, which in retrospect probably was just broken glass and needles”
Meghan however, was quite taken by the Mandurah Fun Castle as it was far more polished and sophisticated now. Harry even mentioned he’d prefer to live there in its pre-2026 state but you can’t get everything you want.
This leads to an important question, will Mandurah accept their new royalty? Well, that’s tough as there is already several guys who like to rip their shirts off on Smart Street and refer to themselves as the Prince of Mandurah on Saturday nights.
Likewise, Meghan will have her work cut out for her in the high stakes world of Mandurah fashionistas. Many are predicting that she won’t be getting the red-carpet treatment at the Supré discount rack.
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