Ugly scenes have erupted at a Perth Bunnings after a local man thought he would just waltz in without a dog in his trolley. The absolute audacity.
The store was forced to confront the man and ask him how on Earth he figured he could shop for hardware without bringing his dog with him.
His answer did little to calm the ever-raging mob who were also demanding to know who he thought he was. A witness told The Times,
“Going to a Perth Bunnings without a dog is like going to the beach without swimwear, it’s so unnatural and frankly it was giving everyone the creeps”
Eventually, the man admitted that he’d actually moved to Perth recently and simply wasn’t aware of the requirement to bring his fur baby. A witness added,
“He was getting pretty upset and was begging to be let in to pick up some hardware supplies to get a little job at his new house done but we have standards in this City”
After being escorted out he was also denied the opportunity to eat a succulent Bunnings sausage. Being told, snags are for people who follow social custom.
We understand that he has vowed to make up for the faux pas by bringing his dog to the pub today.
On’ya pal.
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