Australia’s most hated airline has taken another step to cement their reputation after announcing the previously free 7kg carry-on bag will now be charged at $25.
In a statement to media, Jetstar turned pure grass-fed bullshit into soundwaves and said the move was to take the stress out of worrying if your bag was over the weight limit or finding a space in the locker.
In reality, it’s a greedy, parasitic airline that wants to push poorer travellers to their limits in a sick game. Joycey would be so proud.
While the charge is typical of this scummy industry, they have confirmed oxygen will remain free of charge for now. An insider told The Times,
“Hey, you can still breathe for free on Jetstar planes so maybe show some gratitude to the industry. You can tell by their social media strategy they stole from Ryan Air that the new norm is mocking customers desperate enough to take Jetstar in the first place, maybe work harder if you want to be treated like a human?”
So true, how dare you treat yourself to a holiday poors! So it’s only right you be humiliated the entire way through the process.
Honestly, Jetstar, hats off!