Construction has begun on the new Mandurah Hospital and the WA Government has taken the opportunity to announce a little extra something something.
Unlike normal hospitals, the Mandurah Hospital will feature a second ED due to reflect the unique needs of the population who can’t stop themselves from “sending it”.
A WA spokesperson told The Times,
There’s a higher per capita ratio of morons in Mandurah who insist on being an unnecessary burden to the public health system with their need to always bloody send it”
What is “sending it”? Well that’s less of a defined term and more of a way of life.
We spoke to an expert on sending it who told The Times,
“You can get in on a Jet Ski, you can get it on Smart St, you can get it on the sands of Tim’s Thickett and matter of fact I got it now, yeeeowwwwwww”
The man back flipped off his chair and into the Cafe table where the interview was being conducted.
He suffered 3 ruptured discs, a concussion and a chipped tooth due to contact with a coffee cup.
It was at this point we understood why this 2nd emergency room was needed.
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