The Secret Harbour by-election has become such a political hotbed that even Donald Trump wants a big ol slice of it.
Describing it as a “kingmaker” electorate, Trump says he has an offer the good people of Secret Harbour cannot refuse,
“Folks, Secret Harbour has a tremendous problem. Nobody talks about it. I talk about it. We’re going to build a big, beautiful wall. The biggest, the best. It’ll keep Mandurah out, believe me. And Mandurah? They’re going to pay for it. They don’t know it yet… but they’re going to pay”
The wall will run from beach to freeway and will be over 100 foot tall to ensure no Mandurians get the notion to try and scale it.
Trump has already begun campaigning in the electorate which has come as a bit of a surprise to locals, with one saying,
“It’s a situation you actually pray the candidate doesn’t speak but he’s talking alright, in fact, he won’t stop talking, I just want to have a lager at the Kite and he keeps talking about criminals from Mandurah”
You can also bet that win or lose, Trump will add Secret Harbour to his personal list of election victories.
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