AAMI continues to release perhaps unsurprising data after an announcement today on the primary cause of rear enders in Perth.
According to the insurer, middle aged tradies driving on West Coast Drive on a sunny day accounts for the vast quantity of that crash type.
An insurance insider told The Times it was the perfect storm of driver negligence,
“You’ve got older tradies likely a few pints deep in a good mood after finishing work and they simply aren’t equipped to handle the female form in that condition. You ever heard how they talk to the girl serving them a beer? Imagine that on steroids they go into a leering trance”
Indeed, the shapely figures of active wear clad women prove to be the middle aged tradie’s Achilles heel.
We spoke to Macca who has had 7 bingles this month alone on the stretch,
“I told my appreno that I could see her lunch! I can’t help it mate, then BANG I’ve gone up someone arse haha, speaking of, god I wish a woman would look at me the way I look at their arses from my car”
The interview took a seedy turn after Macca began to mimic the acts he’d like to do to a real woman on his apprentice. It was unsavoury to say the least.
According to AAMI the most common car for these creepers to drive are Tritons and Rangers.
Again, not shocking.