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    Jetstar outdoes South African plane’s dangerously close flyover stunt by getting dangerously close to not cancelling a flight

    Rugby fans were left amazed and in need of new grundies after two Airlink planes performed a dangerously close flyover of DHL Stadium in Cape…

    Belle August 31, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Secret Harbour set to leave the EU after One Nation victory

    The first order of business for British outpost Secret Harbour is to break the shackles of what they feel is a bad deal as a…

    Belle August 30, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    AFL scraps Wildcard Round effective immediately after Collingwood fail to make finals

    The AFL has announced that in hindsight it had wasted its and everyone else’s time with this wildcard malarkey after it failed to get Collingwood…

    Belle August 29, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Donald Trump hits hole-in-one on the 12th at The Cut in Dawesville

    Some say it’s nearly impossible to ace the 12th at The Cut against the howling Mandurah breeze but US President Donald Trump proved the haters…

    Belle August 28, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    AFL Requires proof of 10 Years of Social Media Meltdowns to Buy Flagmantle finals tickets

    The AFL has taken unprecedented steps to stop bandwagoners purchasing tickets to the Flagmantle finals campaign. Under new rules, anyone seeking to purchase a Fremantle…

    Belle August 28, 2026
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Crack team of Pilbara miners sent to UK to assure them their heatwave was nothing 

Belle July 3, 2025

Western Australia has responded to Europe’s heatwave by sending the best of the best of our underground miners to give the country some perspective.  Parts…

View More Crack team of Pilbara miners sent to UK to assure them their heatwave was nothing 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Freo Dockers have been training in a Wagin sheep paddock in preparation for the SCG turf

Belle July 3, 2025

The Fremantle Dockers have taken extreme measures to be ready for the disgraceful SCG turf on the weekend. Rather than training at their regular Cockburn…

View More Freo Dockers have been training in a Wagin sheep paddock in preparation for the SCG turf
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Eradication back on the cards after the Cuntbeetle was found to have jumped the queue for Rotto accommodation

Belle July 3, 2025

Well, well, well, the shot hole borer continues to endear itself to the WA public. This time, managing to get Rotto accommodation without a booking…

View More Eradication back on the cards after the Cuntbeetle was found to have jumped the queue for Rotto accommodation
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Copper thieves urged to stop taking out street lights or Gen X won’t know when to return home

Belle July 2, 2025

WA Police have urged copper thieves operating primarily in Ellenbrook & Mandurah to stop immediately given Gen X only know when to return home when…

View More Copper thieves urged to stop taking out street lights or Gen X won’t know when to return home
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Aussie dad amazes son with fable of the mythical tax refund 

Belle July 1, 2025

A Western Australian man has amazed his boy after treating him to a ripping yarn about an age where tax returns wandered the earth. Young…

View More Aussie dad amazes son with fable of the mythical tax refund 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Private school boy quietly confident his freshly cut mullet will help him connect with the common man

Belle June 30, 2025

It has been a year since Bailey graduated from a top Perth PSA school and now freed from the strict routine of upper tier education,…

View More Private school boy quietly confident his freshly cut mullet will help him connect with the common man

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