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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Reluctant ServiceWA App User Proven Right as Government Operatives Swarm Him Over Outstanding 1992 State Library Fine Minutes After Downloading

    “I was right! I was right!”, a local handcuffed man wailed while covered in a thick layer of his own human shit. But who was…

    Belle July 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    New WA Tow Truck Regulations Require Operators to Obey the Laws of Space and Time Before Materialising at Scene

    The second tranche of WA’s tighter tow truck industry regulations have kicked in today and impose tighter conditions on rogue operators. Among the new changes…

    Belle July 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    LeBron Signs With Willetton Tigers Following Shock Lakers Exit

    One of the greatest basketballers to ever play the game has sensationally announced he’s leaving the Lakers. Naturally, the question on everyone’s lips is where…

    Belle July 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Bunbury-Bound Passengers Drink Australind Dry Before It Even Reaches Byford

    In predictable fashion, the Perth to Bunbury crowd has run an absolute clinic on the Australind and consumed all she had to offer in the…

    Belle June 29, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

    An honest review of the Vic Park Centre car park

    What can be said about the Vic Park Centre car park that hasn’t already been said about the Stargate? It’s big, it’s inviting but once…

    Belle June 29, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Bunnings crushes local footy club’s sausage sizzle after hearing they were making a profit

Belle May 13, 2025

Bunnings good guy reputation hangs in tatters after a damning Four Corners report aired the other night.  In the report, the hardware giant was accused…

View More Bunnings crushes local footy club’s sausage sizzle after hearing they were making a profit
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

Passengers On Road Trip Urge Driver To Slow Down On The Cheese Sausages

Belle May 12, 2025 Up North

“Jesus effin’ christ man, can this dude have a Yakult or something?”, a desperate plea from a passenger stuck in the back of Clint’s 4WD on…

View More Passengers On Road Trip Urge Driver To Slow Down On The Cheese Sausages
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Woolworths announces it’s slashing prices on items it has already heavily marked up!

Belle May 12, 2025

Woolworths has just spent big on a media PR campaign to test just how gullible the consumer population is when it comes to their supposed…

View More Woolworths announces it’s slashing prices on items it has already heavily marked up!
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

WA man trades in future prospects in dating pool for an obnoxious yank tank

Belle May 11, 2025 motoring

A WA man has made a conscious decision to remove himself from the WA dating pool by purchasing an oversized yank tank that describes itself…

View More WA man trades in future prospects in dating pool for an obnoxious yank tank
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Local cat mum feeling the love after fur baby drops off brekkie in bed this Mother’s Day

Belle May 11, 2025

“See, she does love me!” Celeste loudly exclaimed from her bed this morning after her cat dropped a succulent meal of freshly slaughtered bird on…

View More Local cat mum feeling the love after fur baby drops off brekkie in bed this Mother’s Day
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out

Belle May 9, 2025

What a joyous day for Catholics! Two Popes selected by a rigorous conclave process and indicated to the world via a plume of white smoke.…

View More New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out

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