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    Giant red bin erected in Secret Harbour to commemorate by-election win

    Secret Harbour is waking up to the dawn of a new age. Not only did they vote to leave the EU but they have now…

    Belle August 31, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Jetstar outdoes South African plane’s dangerously close flyover stunt by getting dangerously close to not cancelling a flight

    Rugby fans were left amazed and in need of new grundies after two Airlink planes performed a dangerously close flyover of DHL Stadium in Cape…

    Belle August 31, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Secret Harbour set to leave the EU after One Nation victory

    The first order of business for British outpost Secret Harbour is to break the shackles of what they feel is a bad deal as a…

    Belle August 30, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    AFL scraps Wildcard Round effective immediately after Collingwood fail to make finals

    The AFL has announced that in hindsight it had wasted its and everyone else’s time with this wildcard malarkey after it failed to get Collingwood…

    Belle August 29, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Donald Trump hits hole-in-one on the 12th at The Cut in Dawesville

    Some say it’s nearly impossible to ace the 12th at The Cut against the howling Mandurah breeze but US President Donald Trump proved the haters…

    Belle August 28, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Bunnings admit to being behind surge in early voting as sausage sizzle sales fall on election day 

Belle May 3, 2025

Bunnings has made a shock confession this morning and admitted that they have been running a multi-decade psy-op to push the Australian public to vote…

View More Bunnings admit to being behind surge in early voting as sausage sizzle sales fall on election day 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Kane Cornes banned from Bunbury as City stands in solidarity with North Melbourne 

Belle May 2, 2025

To honour the AFL alliance Bunbury has with North Melbourne the City has announced Kane Cornes will be banned from their little slice of the…

View More Kane Cornes banned from Bunbury as City stands in solidarity with North Melbourne 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

Dutton brings fight to WA, tells Albo to meet him at Galleria bus station

Belle May 1, 2025

In a last-ditch effort to win the battleground state of Westralia, Dutton has challenged Albo to a little “leadership debate” at Galleria bus station –…

View More Dutton brings fight to WA, tells Albo to meet him at Galleria bus station
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

Impromptu Speed Dating Night Breaks Out At Collie Family Reunion 

Belle May 1, 2025 Down South

A Collie family reunion has seen sparks fly as single after single got matched up in record time yesterday. By all accounts, it was one…

View More Impromptu Speed Dating Night Breaks Out At Collie Family Reunion 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

Visiting Melburnian absolutely creams himself over South Perth “beach”

Belle May 1, 2025

Christian has been absolutely brought to his knees after gazing on the comparative brilliance of a man-made “beach” on the South Perth foreshore this afternoon.…

View More Visiting Melburnian absolutely creams himself over South Perth “beach”
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

Clive Palmer to utilise 1800 Reverse calls to voters after deeming his texts not annoying enough

Belle April 29, 2025

Clive Palmer has struck a deal with Telstra to resurrect the defunct 1800 Reverse service after focus groups told the High Court’s biggest loser that…

View More Clive Palmer to utilise 1800 Reverse calls to voters after deeming his texts not annoying enough

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