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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Inglewood Night Markets to rebrand as an elaborate boardwalk to secure needed funding

    The Inglewood Night Markets alerted the community it would not go ahead this summer due to its funding being slashed by 40% this year.  However,…

    Belle November 29, 2025
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  • BREAKING NEWS Featured Local

    Perth Driver Accused Of Being A Witch After Failing To Slam Brakes Upon Entering Tunnel

    Witnesses have been left disturbed and unsettled after a brazen motorist expertly accelerated up to 80kph on the approach to the tunnel and maintained that…

    Belle November 28, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    UWA students to take bridging course on dealing with the poors if merger with Murdoch & Curtin goes through 

    UWA students will be offered a free bridging course to help adapt to the possibilities of having to share facilities with students not born into…

    Belle November 28, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Perth Airport introduce a Minotaur to car park labyrinth to motivate people to escape faster

    Perth Airport has come up with an ingenious way to help punters navigate through the labyrinthine mess of a car park by introducing a bloodthirsty…

    Belle November 27, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    BOM apologises after accidentally slugging taxpayers $92 million for a night out at Crazy Horse

    The Bureau of Meteorology has come under fire again after it was revealed it accidentally submitted an expense for froffs at Adelaide’s famous Crazy Horse. …

    Belle November 26, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Perth woman concerned with BF’s trajectory after going from craft beer to beard oil in record time

Belle April 20, 2024

Samara has expressed concern she is losing her partner to the perils of hipsterdom after seeing his evolution from fun lovin’ guy to greasy bearded…

View More Perth woman concerned with BF’s trajectory after going from craft beer to beard oil in record time
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

What a pisswreck plumber on $130k* spends in a week 

Belle April 19, 2024

* old mate said 130k as far as the ATO was concerned. He was reluctant to expand on this. Age: 38 Live: Rivervale Salary: I…

View More What a pisswreck plumber on $130k* spends in a week 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

All health warnings to be replaced with school kids spending an afternoon in the public health system 

Belle April 19, 2024

WA Health has had a novel idea to help imprint a message of living clean to the next generation of Westralians.  Instead of ghastly pictures…

View More All health warnings to be replaced with school kids spending an afternoon in the public health system 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

Albany worried it hasn’t gone hard enough on roundabouts 

Belle April 19, 2024

The City of Albany has woken up in a cold sweat this morning over fears they might not have enough roundabouts.  The notorious traffic-light-dodgers have…

View More Albany worried it hasn’t gone hard enough on roundabouts 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Local sicko doesn’t want Shepard avocado season to end

Belle April 18, 2024

The nation’s sickest puppies have entered a state of seasonal depression as Shepard avocado season comes to an end. Typically, well-adjusted human beings favour the…

View More Local sicko doesn’t want Shepard avocado season to end
From the Zoo Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

IN FOCUS: Dealing With a Mate With Invisible Lats Syndrome

Belle April 18, 2024

Invisible Lats Syndrome (ILS) typically affects males aged between 18-45 and can strike after their very first weights session or purchase of Muay Thai shorts.…

View More IN FOCUS: Dealing With a Mate With Invisible Lats Syndrome

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  • Perth Airport introduce a Minotaur to car park labyrinth to motivate people to escape faster
  • BOM apologises after accidentally slugging taxpayers $92 million for a night out at Crazy Horse
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