Smoko Chat: Why Your Apprentice is a Little Bitch
Blokes are always asking me, “Keifo, why is my apprenno a little bitch?” Bloody good question. Having dealt with more apprentices than a second-hand ute…
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Mr TransPerth Bus Driver
Gus rolls out of bed with a half-smoked rollie stuck to the side of his stubbled face. He gives his grizzled body a sniff and…
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Mr Coronavirus
For a man who couldn’t be fucked getting the flu shot and stops washing his hands after his 3rd pint at the pub, Goeff has…
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IN FOCUS: Gatorade Bongs
Typically, homemade bongs are used by kids with balls about to drop like Darude Sandstorm or men who have given up the 9-5 to live…
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Mr Bush Doof
Simon is a rudderless psy-trance hippie that believes the path to spiritual enlightenment is paved with psychedelic drug binges in an open field. His new…
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IN FOCUS: Little Fat Lamb
Every now and then a beverage cements itself as cirrhosis on the overburdened liver of Australia’s drinking culture. Sure there is stronger & cheaper piss…
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