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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Reluctant ServiceWA App User Proven Right as Government Operatives Swarm Him Over Outstanding 1992 State Library Fine Minutes After Downloading

    “I was right! I was right!”, a local handcuffed man wailed while covered in a thick layer of his own human shit. But who was…

    Belle July 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    New WA Tow Truck Regulations Require Operators to Obey the Laws of Space and Time Before Materialising at Scene

    The second tranche of WA’s tighter tow truck industry regulations have kicked in today and impose tighter conditions on rogue operators. Among the new changes…

    Belle July 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    LeBron Signs With Willetton Tigers Following Shock Lakers Exit

    One of the greatest basketballers to ever play the game has sensationally announced he’s leaving the Lakers. Naturally, the question on everyone’s lips is where…

    Belle July 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Bunbury-Bound Passengers Drink Australind Dry Before It Even Reaches Byford

    In predictable fashion, the Perth to Bunbury crowd has run an absolute clinic on the Australind and consumed all she had to offer in the…

    Belle June 29, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

    An honest review of the Vic Park Centre car park

    What can be said about the Vic Park Centre car park that hasn’t already been said about the Stargate? It’s big, it’s inviting but once…

    Belle June 29, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Family shows love for mum by subjecting her to social pressure to pretend she wants to eat breakfast in bed

Belle May 12, 2024

“The thought is lovely but it’s impractical and frankly, whoever dreamed up breakfast in bed must just have a sick fantasy to share their linen…

View More Family shows love for mum by subjecting her to social pressure to pretend she wants to eat breakfast in bed
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Man who recently moved into East Vic Park reckons he’s ready for these bad boys 

Belle May 11, 2024

While he considers himself the high watermark of culture one could argue that considering yourself an expert in ethnic cuisine after a few months is…

View More Man who recently moved into East Vic Park reckons he’s ready for these bad boys 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Kwinana tradie’s sleepless weekend lifestyle finally pays off as he catches the Aurora Australis this morning 

Belle May 11, 2024

Everyone is always telling Kwinana-based concreter Bretto to get some rest over the weekend but who’s laughing now? As per tradition, Bretto’s weekend starts at…

View More Kwinana tradie’s sleepless weekend lifestyle finally pays off as he catches the Aurora Australis this morning 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

SOR Man who had 6 months to wash his crusty bedsheets blames BoM for depriving him of a chance today 

Belle May 10, 2024

A proud SOR resident has blamed being rainfished on the fact his bedsheets are still not washed and resemble something the Ah Real Monsters cast…

View More SOR Man who had 6 months to wash his crusty bedsheets blames BoM for depriving him of a chance today 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

BREAKING: Mature Aged Student Has Nothing to Add

Belle May 9, 2024

A mature aged student has left his fellow students stunned this morning after going an entire lecture without hijacking the topic with a personal anecdote…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Family hold intervention after dad caught huffing bag of freshly mowed grass

Belle May 9, 2024

Tom’s family knew he had a problem after discovering he was carrying around a bag of fresh grass clippings to get him through the day. …

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