Lifesavers Commence Aerial Patrols After Reports Of Blowies Terrorising Perth Toes At Local Beaches
Lifesavers WA has requested special funding from the Government to expand their patrols to identify hotbeds of agitated blowies defending their eggs in the shallows…
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RBA Boss Has Some Advice For People Struggling With Grocery Bill Inflation
RBA boss Michele Bullock has delivered a message to every West Australian, advising them to stop whinging about inflation and get on the deccos to…
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Tennis player unable to perform with Bumble hookup after her housemate coughs in the next room
“SILENCE, PLEASE, I NEED SILENCE!”, the young man roared after his Bumble date’s housemate dared make a small amount of noise from 5m away. It…
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BREAKING: The AFL sneakily Trademark “Flagmantle”
In 2022, the Flagmantle train gained momentum after the Dockers had a better than average season. It didn’t amount to much but the name has…
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Swamp box owner in severe denial about the dryness of Perth’s heat
Bob is currently in deep denial about the efficacy of his evaporative air conditioner as it battles to cool his double brick home in the…
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Strata Sheriff on High Alert to Ensure no Guest Has Any Fun in the Pool Today
A self appointed strata-sheriff woke up this morning to one of the biggest days on the Calander – a 40 degree day, where strata tenants…
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