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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Reluctant ServiceWA App User Proven Right as Government Operatives Swarm Him Over Outstanding 1992 State Library Fine Minutes After Downloading

    “I was right! I was right!”, a local handcuffed man wailed while covered in a thick layer of his own human shit. But who was…

    Belle July 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    New WA Tow Truck Regulations Require Operators to Obey the Laws of Space and Time Before Materialising at Scene

    The second tranche of WA’s tighter tow truck industry regulations have kicked in today and impose tighter conditions on rogue operators. Among the new changes…

    Belle July 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    LeBron Signs With Willetton Tigers Following Shock Lakers Exit

    One of the greatest basketballers to ever play the game has sensationally announced he’s leaving the Lakers. Naturally, the question on everyone’s lips is where…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Bunbury-Bound Passengers Drink Australind Dry Before It Even Reaches Byford

    In predictable fashion, the Perth to Bunbury crowd has run an absolute clinic on the Australind and consumed all she had to offer in the…

    Belle June 29, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

    An honest review of the Vic Park Centre car park

    What can be said about the Vic Park Centre car park that hasn’t already been said about the Stargate? It’s big, it’s inviting but once…

    Belle June 29, 2026
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Bell Tower Times Business

Perth Warehouse Enjoys Record Productivity After Forkie Calls in Sick

Belle April 22, 2024 tradie

A small business in Perth’s industrial burbs had grave concerns they were going to fall behind with their orders after their resident forklift driver had…

View More Perth Warehouse Enjoys Record Productivity After Forkie Calls in Sick
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

What a sparky earning $250k a year spends in a week

Belle April 21, 2024

Age: 35 Lives: Wembley Investment properties: I own a mini-empire of AirBNBs along the Perth coast. Bought my first because I didn’t really know what…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

BREAKING: Dockers Reach Peak Fremantle

Belle April 20, 2024

It was a far cry from Flagmantle tonight as the Freo Dockers got a pantsing by the notoriously out of form Eagles in the Western…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

REPORT: Rooftop tent is an expensive way to tell people you only go off-road for social media content 

Belle April 20, 2024

An aspiring 4WD influencer has finally made his dreams come true after purchasing a rooftop tent for the rig he takes out on long weekends…

View More REPORT: Rooftop tent is an expensive way to tell people you only go off-road for social media content 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Former country sesh-rat rebrands as organic wine sipping faux-hippie after move to Freo

Belle April 20, 2024

Kaylee was born & bred in the Goldfields and spent much of her formative years smashing pingaz and hanging out in grotesque outdoor settings into…

View More Former country sesh-rat rebrands as organic wine sipping faux-hippie after move to Freo
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Perth woman concerned with BF’s trajectory after going from craft beer to beard oil in record time

Belle April 20, 2024

Samara has expressed concern she is losing her partner to the perils of hipsterdom after seeing his evolution from fun lovin’ guy to greasy bearded…

View More Perth woman concerned with BF’s trajectory after going from craft beer to beard oil in record time

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