Coldplay locked in to open Perth Park
Perth will once again get its insatiable appetite for vanilla pop satiated after the WA Government announced that Coldplay will be headlining the opening of…
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View More WA tourist living off Maccas & 30 Bintangs a day blames Balinese hygiene standards for his horrendous irregularityThe African nation of Cameroon has enjoyed a pleasant surprise today after the AFL announced they have joined the AFL. Cameroon will be expected to…
View More Cameroon a little surprised at AFL’s announcement welcoming them to the AFLThe Union of WA Quokkas has sent a letter to insurer HBF to stop dragging their reputation through the mud with their awful quokka-themed advertising.…
View More Rotto Quokkas Send HBF a Cease & Desist LetterOutfits – fellers whether you are Irish or not dress like St Paddy gagged on your Leprecock and spewed cliche Irish culture all over you. Think…
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