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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Midland man thought he’d hit the jackpot this morning before checking the temperature

    A red shoe wearing, Muay Thai training, bloke who claims to know 1%’ers from Midland awoke with glee this morning after finding what he thought…

    Belle July 25, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    REPORT: there’s enough sand on the floors of Westralian cars to save Lancelin 

    The WA Government has made an impassioned plea to the people of Westralia to help Lancelin by dropping off the sand that has accumulated in…

    Belle July 24, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    REPORT: It’s not a WA tornado unless it comes from the Bunbury region, anything else is a sparkling willy willy

    Angry Bunbarians have reacted to City Beach’s tornado with disgust. Stating that the destructive vortex of wind shouldn’t bear the WA tornado title. While tornadoes…

    Belle July 24, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Local shot-hole borer reaches out to City of south perth to check if they need help with any other trees

    A local shot-hole borer has watched the City of South Perth’s decision to remove 6 trees on the foreshore at the request of residents with…

    Belle July 23, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Confident Flagmantle fan can’t shake intrusive Round 6, 2024 Derby thoughts

    Local Flagmantle fan should be feeling like he’s at the top of the world after beating the plane-dodgers at the MCG on the weekend. Alas,…

    Belle July 23, 2025
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From the Zoo Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

IN FOCUS: Is Meelup Beach Overrated?

Belle October 14, 2023 WA Culture

Meelup Beach is on everyone’s dance card when they hit the Down South d-floor. It’s an idyllic little bay that’s easy on the eyes alas…

View More IN FOCUS: Is Meelup Beach Overrated?
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Inner city man loses faith in democracy after paying $5 for a democracy sausage

Belle October 14, 2023

An inner city Perth man has been left scrambling for answers today after approaching the voting booth and seeing that a democracy sausagewas $5 in…

View More Inner city man loses faith in democracy after paying $5 for a democracy sausage
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Man can’t wait to round up his Woolies purchase for charity after giving the dogs his firstborn for a bag of potatoes

Belle October 14, 2023

A Perth man launched into unadulterated fist pumping at the Woolies self-checkout today after the machine prompted him to round up his order for charity.…

View More Man can’t wait to round up his Woolies purchase for charity after giving the dogs his firstborn for a bag of potatoes
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

Pilbara strongman reveals his secret to extra gains

Belle October 13, 2023

For years, the Karratha community could never understand how Tyrone always had superior muscle mass. It seems like they were all injecting as much juice…

View More Pilbara strongman reveals his secret to extra gains
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

Gnomesville not short on ambition as Gnomes plan to secede from WA

Belle October 13, 2023

It appears the ever-growing population of Gnomesville is starting to wake up to the power they hold. Unsatisfied with being part of Western Australia the…

View More Gnomesville not short on ambition as Gnomes plan to secede from WA
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Claremont boy’s folks refusing to buy him a second property until he secures a “self made tycoon” interview with the media

Belle October 13, 2023 Golden Triangle

Negotiations for a Claremont boy’s second property have hit a major hurdle after his parents refused to sign off on the deal until he’s secured…

View More Claremont boy’s folks refusing to buy him a second property until he secures a “self made tycoon” interview with the media

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  • Local shot-hole borer reaches out to City of south perth to check if they need help with any other trees
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