Coldplay locked in to open Perth Park
Perth will once again get its insatiable appetite for vanilla pop satiated after the WA Government announced that Coldplay will be headlining the opening of…
Cott man without RCSA plates can’t park on Napoleon St for another year after Rotto swim cancelled
This year was going to be his year. He’s trained mercilessly to get his hands on the coveted RCSA plates but the Rotto swim was…
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WWE fan’s date denies faking it, claiming she just choreographed it
A WWE fan has been left seeking positive reinforcement after suspecting he didn’t rock the socks off his date last night. Despite pulling out all…
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Midvale demands a rematch with Logan Paul after he puss’d out like a coward last time
A year ago, forest-photographer, sugary drink merchant and crypto scammer Logan Paul came to Perth to sell his pisswater. His minders obviously had their fingers…
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The Rock avoids detection in Perth by blending in seamlessly at The Lookout
In a shocking twist, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has been in Perth for several days and has cleverly avoided detected by spending the majority of…
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WWE Stars enter impromptu Royal Rumble after making eye contact at Galleria bus port
A Galleria meet & greet has descended into anarchy after several WWE superstars made eye contact with some typical bus port riff-raff on their way…
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Woolworths & Coles urged to bring on a CEO who knows what a fair deal looks like
It’s indisputable that retail giants Woolworths & Coles are currently in major damage control mode after a damning report by ABC’s Four Corners. Woolworths have…
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