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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    New Subdivision Laws Allow More Couples to Enjoy Two Unfinished Slabs on Their Block Instead of One

    WA has introduced changes to subdivision laws that will allow 700m2 blocks be subdivided which is intended to incentive development of badly needed homes. The…

    Belle July 2, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Reluctant ServiceWA App User Proven Right as Government Operatives Swarm Him Over Outstanding 1992 State Library Fine Minutes After Downloading

    “I was right! I was right!”, a local handcuffed man wailed while covered in a thick layer of his own human shit. But who was…

    Belle July 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    New WA Tow Truck Regulations Require Operators to Obey the Laws of Space and Time Before Materialising at Scene

    The second tranche of WA’s tighter tow truck industry regulations have kicked in today and impose tighter conditions on rogue operators. Among the new changes…

    Belle July 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    LeBron Signs With Willetton Tigers Following Shock Lakers Exit

    One of the greatest basketballers to ever play the game has sensationally announced he’s leaving the Lakers. Naturally, the question on everyone’s lips is where…

    Belle July 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Bunbury-Bound Passengers Drink Australind Dry Before It Even Reaches Byford

    In predictable fashion, the Perth to Bunbury crowd has run an absolute clinic on the Australind and consumed all she had to offer in the…

    Belle June 29, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Perth Couple Treasure Final Hours Of The Easter Break In A Pool Of Existential Dread

Belle April 1, 2024

Perth Couple Brit & Alex arrived home from a down south holiday just in time to catch the rain piss down after a 4.5-hour commute…

View More Perth Couple Treasure Final Hours Of The Easter Break In A Pool Of Existential Dread
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Port & Leighton Beach defy their geography and are awarded honorary SOR status

Belle April 1, 2024

Despite technically being located north of the Swan River, Leighton & Port Beach have officially been recognised as SOR beaches given their significance to the…

View More Port & Leighton Beach defy their geography and are awarded honorary SOR status
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Gosnells Easter Egg Hunt Goes Horribly Wrong After Kid Looks In Wrong Drawer 

Belle March 31, 2024 Bogan

A family catch-up on Easter Saturday has quickly become a shemozzle of immeasurable proportions after the hosts treated the kids in attendance to a little…

View More Gosnells Easter Egg Hunt Goes Horribly Wrong After Kid Looks In Wrong Drawer 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

REPORT: Down South Local is About to Blow!

Belle March 30, 2024 Down South

Ordinarily, down south local, Ray, would lock himself away on his Margaret River property until the blow-ins blow out on Monday afternoon. Alas, his relatives…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

’06 Era West Coast Accuse Brisbane Lions of Cultural Appropriation Over Disastrous Vegas Trip

Belle March 30, 2024

West Coast has sensationally accused the Brisbane Lions of cultural appropriation after news broke that the minor premiers had a bit of a ‘mare in…

View More ’06 Era West Coast Accuse Brisbane Lions of Cultural Appropriation Over Disastrous Vegas Trip
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Aussie dads suffering acute withdrawal after Bunnings was closed for a whole day

Belle March 30, 2024

While many Australians who forgot to stock up on piss felt the effects of not having an alcoholic bevvie for a day, local dads felt…

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  • LeBron Signs With Willetton Tigers Following Shock Lakers Exit
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