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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    New Subdivision Laws Allow More Couples to Enjoy Two Unfinished Slabs on Their Block Instead of One

    WA has introduced changes to subdivision laws that will allow 700m2 blocks be subdivided which is intended to incentive development of badly needed homes. The…

    Belle July 2, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Reluctant ServiceWA App User Proven Right as Government Operatives Swarm Him Over Outstanding 1992 State Library Fine Minutes After Downloading

    “I was right! I was right!”, a local handcuffed man wailed while covered in a thick layer of his own human shit. But who was…

    Belle July 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    New WA Tow Truck Regulations Require Operators to Obey the Laws of Space and Time Before Materialising at Scene

    The second tranche of WA’s tighter tow truck industry regulations have kicked in today and impose tighter conditions on rogue operators. Among the new changes…

    Belle July 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    LeBron Signs With Willetton Tigers Following Shock Lakers Exit

    One of the greatest basketballers to ever play the game has sensationally announced he’s leaving the Lakers. Naturally, the question on everyone’s lips is where…

    Belle July 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Bunbury-Bound Passengers Drink Australind Dry Before It Even Reaches Byford

    In predictable fashion, the Perth to Bunbury crowd has run an absolute clinic on the Australind and consumed all she had to offer in the…

    Belle June 29, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Brawl erupts at NOR shops as P!nk mums fight for last packet of pink hair dye

Belle March 1, 2024

Police have been called to a NOR Priceline this morning after a group of P!nk mummies escalated a dispute over a packet of pink hair…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Reckons

5 Ways To Assert Your Boomer Dominance Over Your Neighbourhood

Belle February 29, 2024

Congratulations on your decision to move from casual suburban pest to a full-time rate paying Rambo that won’t rest until your enemies lay in a…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Motocross community clear busy schedules of popping wheelies in Armadale to meet Carey Hart

Belle February 29, 2024

The Perth motocross community has made the tough sacrifice of cancelling their usual plans to attend a meet and greet with motocross legend Carey Hart…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Perth’s Perves Rejoice Speed Limit on West Coast Drive Reducing to 40km/h

Belle February 28, 2024

It’s a great day for Perth’s leering community after it has been announced the speed limit on West Coast Drive will be lowered to 40km/h.…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

A Day In The Life Of A Range Rover Driver 

Belle February 28, 2024 A Day In The Life OfGolden Triangle

9:00 am – awaken to boorish knocking and aggressive phone calling from a tradesman. He claims he’s been here since 8:30. I try to remind…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Perth managers prepare for rare peaceful Saturday as the usual suspects will be at P!nk

Belle February 28, 2024

Perth managers across the entire range of hospitality are preparing for the most peaceful Saturday on record this weekend. Obviously, excluding those poor souls stuck…

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