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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    AFL teams exposed to Carlton to quarantine in Bullsbrook

    Perth has truly cemented itself as the home of quarantine as the AFL has now ordered any team exposed to Carlton to undertake 3 weeks…

    Belle May 16, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    New Perth to Bunbury train named The Polar Express in honour of how much ice she’ll move

    The Australind train is looking for a new name after the Premier called out to the public for some inspiration. Having already ruled out any…

    Belle May 15, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    King Neptune Park in Two Rocks expected to be completed before he awakens to feed again

    A highly anticipated reinvigoration of the area around King Neptune’s Statue in Two Rocks is expected to be completed before the Greek God’s next blood…

    Belle May 15, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Rockingham Man Names Daughter After Ex to Save on Tattoo Removal

    Dielyr was absolutely positive he was never going to regret getting “Krystal” tattoo’d prominently on his arm. After all, she was his ride or die…

    Belle May 14, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Hantavirus cruise passengers to complete 3-week quarantine in traffic after light drizzle forecast for Perth tomorrow

    The passengers from the ill-fated hantavirus cruise will fly into Perth tomorrow at the Netherlands unceremoniously told them to “rot op” or get the fark…

    Belle May 14, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

Advice Column: Help! I think I’m dating a turbo

Belle February 3, 2024

Dear BTT, I hope this letter finds you well. I met my boyfriend at the start of winter and lately I’ve been seeing worrying signs…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

Mullaloo Beach closed again after algae bloom leaves water looking like a portaloo tank

Belle February 2, 2024

Mullaloo Beach has been closed again today after what appears to be a return of trichodesmium, a blue-green algae that just ain’t cricket. Locals are…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

Extreme heat alert issued for Albany after it cracks 30 again

Belle February 1, 2024 Down South

The WA Government has added Albany to the list of heatwave warnings after the mercury in the sleeping South West city cracked a blistering 30…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

“Dozens” Feared Inconvenienced As Perth Train Network Cacks Itself Due To Heat

Belle January 31, 2024 WA Culture

TransPerth is apologising profusely to the handful of people who still use the train network for the delays caused by the intense spice of today’s…

View More “Dozens” Feared Inconvenienced As Perth Train Network Cacks Itself Due To Heat
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Piara Waters residents move to ban Harrisdale residents from Robot Park

Belle January 31, 2024

Tension is simmering SOR with snobby Piara Waters residents petitioning their local council to ban Harrisdale residents from their flagship park. Robot Park is located…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Man who grew up believing school was cancelled after 3 days of 40+ shocked to learn truth

Belle January 31, 2024

A WA man swore that the cancellation of school during three consecutive temperatures of above 40 was basically enshrined into the Constitution.  This is despite…

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  • Rockingham Man Names Daughter After Ex to Save on Tattoo Removal
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