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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Trump to fight Epstein list allegations at Perth UFC 305

    In a move that has shocked the MMA world, the UFC has announced that President Trump has been added to the UFC 305 card in…

    Belle July 16, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Reserve Bank moves to end debit and credit card surcharges unless you’re obnoxiously ordering 10 cocktails at a busy bar

    The RBA has moved to eliminate surcharges on credit & debit cards unless you are using one to make a large, obnoxious cocktail order at…

    Belle July 15, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Flagmantle fan slams UFC for scheduling Perth event the day after Freo 2025 Grand Final Victory

    A Flagmantle fan has slammed the UFC for scheduling the Perth Fight Night on a date when he will still be celebrating in Melbourne. We…

    Belle July 15, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA announces new public holiday to honour the time Clive Palmer was refused entry into the State

    The Western Australian Government has announced that WA will be getting another public holiday to celebrate the hilarity of denying Clive Palmer access to our…

    Belle July 14, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    300 Series owner whacks a couple of WACA lights on the front of his car over fears other motorists can still see

    A Toyota 300 Series owner has struck a deal with the WACA to lease some of their lights over fears he wasn’t obliterating enough retinas…

    Belle July 13, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Cartel offer Alan Joyce a job after hearing his reputation for sending bags to every corner of the globe

Belle September 5, 2023

An unexpected job offer has come Alan Joyce’s way from Sinaola in Mexico after the Cartel heard the CEO would be stepping down from his…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Alan Joyce resigns 2 months early, reinforcing Qantas’ commitment to never departing on schedule

Belle September 5, 2023

In true Qantas fashion, Alan Joyce departed at a time that was not scheduled. This time, it was an aggressively early departure which is both…

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Bell Tower Times From the Zoo

11 Ideas For Perth’s Very Own “Big Thing” Statue

Belle September 4, 2023 WA Culture

When deciding how to immortalise our city in “big thing” form we have to ask ourselves, what are we famous for? Ideally they’d just bring…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Misunderstood Perth Storm Just Wanted To Ensure You Were Up Bright & Early For Father’s Day

Belle September 3, 2023

Sections of the community are calling for an inquest into the absolute racket the Great Perth Storm was making last night and well into the…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

OPINION: Get the fark out of my way!

Belle September 2, 2023

G’day shitfabrains, Robbo here, got a wild idea for youse lot, get the fark out of my way when I’m driving on the road! Or…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

9 Exciting Ways To Spend A Rainy Day In Perth

Belle September 2, 2023 WA Culture

Go swimming in a surprise pool – surprise pools is one thing Perth does exceptionally well. Thanks to the ridiculously shit drainage across the city,…

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