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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    AFL teams exposed to Carlton to quarantine in Bullsbrook

    Perth has truly cemented itself as the home of quarantine as the AFL has now ordered any team exposed to Carlton to undertake 3 weeks…

    Belle May 16, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    New Perth to Bunbury train named The Polar Express in honour of how much ice she’ll move

    The Australind train is looking for a new name after the Premier called out to the public for some inspiration. Having already ruled out any…

    Belle May 15, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    King Neptune Park in Two Rocks expected to be completed before he awakens to feed again

    A highly anticipated reinvigoration of the area around King Neptune’s Statue in Two Rocks is expected to be completed before the Greek God’s next blood…

    Belle May 15, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Rockingham Man Names Daughter After Ex to Save on Tattoo Removal

    Dielyr was absolutely positive he was never going to regret getting “Krystal” tattoo’d prominently on his arm. After all, she was his ride or die…

    Belle May 14, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Hantavirus cruise passengers to complete 3-week quarantine in traffic after light drizzle forecast for Perth tomorrow

    The passengers from the ill-fated hantavirus cruise will fly into Perth tomorrow at the Netherlands unceremoniously told them to “rot op” or get the fark…

    Belle May 14, 2026
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Bell Tower Times Local Regional

Cottesloe petitions WA to rename Dunsborough “South Cott”

Belle January 28, 2024 DouthGolden Triangle

A grassroots movement calling themselves the League of Cott Supremacists has begun petitioning the Western Australian Government to acknowledge Dunsborough for what it is –…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Western suburb’s bouncers find Rocky Bay biffo too traumatic to watch

Belle January 27, 2024

Footage of a bitta push & shove at Rocky Bay has sent shockwaves through the Western Suburbs bouncer community who have had to relive mentally…

View More Western suburb’s bouncers find Rocky Bay biffo too traumatic to watch
From the Zoo Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

6 Important Tips for Hosting a BBQ

Belle January 26, 2024 AustralianaParty

People’s Food Bullshit – with each year passing the treacherous waters of people’s food bullshit gets harder and harder to navigate. There are officially more…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Man unceremoniously detonged after failing to double click them while barbequing

Belle January 26, 2024

Awkward scenes befell a local BBQ today after the self-appointed grillmaster failed to demonstrate he had what it took to cook a BBQ for 25…

View More Man unceremoniously detonged after failing to double click them while barbequing
From the Zoo Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

IN FOCUS: Driving Down South

Belle January 25, 2024 Douth

It wouldn’t be the holidays in Perth if half the population of Perth didn’t get the idea that they wanted to get away from Perth…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Aussie Day enthusiast gets COLES tattooed across back to show where his allegiances lie

Belle January 24, 2024

Raptah, a staunch Mandurah man and self described patriot, has gone to extreme lengths to inform the public exactly where he shops by getting a…

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  • Rockingham Man Names Daughter After Ex to Save on Tattoo Removal
  • Hantavirus cruise passengers to complete 3-week quarantine in traffic after light drizzle forecast for Perth tomorrow
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