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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    VFL admits the pre-season State of Origin is just a way to get Vic players annual trip to WA over with early

    The VFL has announced the State of Origin is returning as a match between Victoria and Western Australia to be held on 14th February 2026. …

    Belle September 15, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    King Charles offered 15% off Royal Show Claremont verge parking after his public holiday was bumped for Show Day

    King Sausage Fingers was left fuming yesterday after finding out his prime time spring public holiday had been rebranded as Show Day and his birthday…

    Belle September 15, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

    Update on new Westralia public holidays

    Sadly, the Government didn’t go with Clive Denied Day or The Great Hail Storm of 2010 day but on the assumption the amendments pass this…

    Belle September 14, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    TransPerth roars into the modern age after announcing commuters can tap on with Timezone Powercards

    TransPerth has proudly announced it is roaring into the mid 2010s today by announcing that commuters will be able to pay for their fare with…

    Belle September 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Touching moment as AI software that worker has been training to take his job asks if he’s OK

    A local office drone has been left with an overwhelming sense that everything is going to be OK in the world after the AI software…

    Belle September 11, 2025
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Bell Tower Times From the Zoo

CLASSIC PERTH RECIPES: The Belmont Stew 

Belle April 13, 2023

Feeds: 42,257 Prep time: 117 years INGREDIENTS 3 mounds of Ascot horse shit (fresh is preferred and there’s plenty to forage) 2 cloves of toey…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Western Burbs Casual Gym Goer Isn’t Fooling Anyone With That $1K Garmin Watch

Belle April 12, 2023

A western suburbs gym goer who typically puts in 5 minutes on the treadmill and another 25 minutes of walking aimlessly around the weights section…

View More Western Burbs Casual Gym Goer Isn’t Fooling Anyone With That $1K Garmin Watch
Bell Tower Times Local

Bubble Tea Business Really Liking The Look Of That Albany Highway Vacancy In EVP

Belle April 12, 2023

An up-and-coming bubble tea vendor has literally licked her lips as she drove past a vacant shopfront on Albany Highway East Vic Park.  So enamoured…

View More Bubble Tea Business Really Liking The Look Of That Albany Highway Vacancy In EVP
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

A Subtle Clue To Who May Have Won The $30M Lotto Has Sprung Up Overnight

Belle April 12, 2023 WA Culture

The winner of the $30M lotto may have left a subtle clue to their identity after a billboard telling “Ken” to shove a job up…

View More A Subtle Clue To Who May Have Won The $30M Lotto Has Sprung Up Overnight
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

REPORT: Middle Aged Baldivis Woman Not Ready To Let Go

Belle April 11, 2023

Sue still remembers that fateful day in the early 2000s when she first got sold the dream of rock-hard abs. She was tending to her…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

WA Health “Not Mad, Just Disappointed” They Have To Warn People Not To Stare Directly At The Sun Ahead Of Exmouth Eclipse

Belle April 11, 2023 Up North

An American tourist has landed down in Perth ahead of the Exmouth full solar eclipse event on the 20th of April. In true ‘Murican spirit…

View More WA Health “Not Mad, Just Disappointed” They Have To Warn People Not To Stare Directly At The Sun Ahead Of Exmouth Eclipse

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  • King Charles offered 15% off Royal Show Claremont verge parking after his public holiday was bumped for Show Day
  • Update on new Westralia public holidays
  • TransPerth roars into the modern age after announcing commuters can tap on with Timezone Powercards
  • Touching moment as AI software that worker has been training to take his job asks if he’s OK
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