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    WA man trades in future prospects in dating pool for an obnoxious yank tank

    A WA man has made a conscious decision to remove himself from the WA dating pool by purchasing an oversized yank tank that describes itself…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local cat mum feeling the love after fur baby drops off brekkie in bed this Mother’s Day

    “See, she does love me!” Celeste loudly exclaimed from her bed this morning after her cat dropped a succulent meal of freshly slaughtered bird on…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

    New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out

    What a joyous day for Catholics! Two Popes selected by a rigorous conclave process and indicated to the world via a plume of white smoke.…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home

    In one of Pope Leo XIV first acts as the new Pope, the holy man will be visiting Kelmscott to bless a location that he…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Newly elected Pope uses maiden speech to call for peace amongst the Fremantle Dockers supporter base 

    Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost aka Pope Leo XIV has shocked the world by using his first chance to speak to his followers to plead for…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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BREAKING NEWS True-ish Crime

Red Shoe Ban A Real Blow For The 5 Wearers Not Already Banned From All Licenced Premises in WA

Belle January 9, 2023

Yesterday, Bar1 in Hillarys announced that red shoes will be banned from their nightclub in what can only be seen as an attempt to de-eshay…

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BREAKING NEWS Sports

Iluka & Currambine Band Together To Ban The “C Word” For Comfort Of Residents

Belle January 8, 2023

Boasting some of the highest population of Saffas per capita, the suburbs have decided to rally together to stop any mention of cricket in their…

View More Iluka & Currambine Band Together To Ban The “C Word” For Comfort Of Residents
BREAKING NEWS Local

Local tool unrepentant after nabbing free lane and putting in pathetic effort at pole position

Belle January 7, 2023

It was truly as bad as it gets at an intersection on Leach Highway today. Reports state a Hyundai Excel made a last-minute decision to…

View More Local tool unrepentant after nabbing free lane and putting in pathetic effort at pole position
BREAKING NEWS Featured Lifestyle

Welfare Check Ordered After Influencer Fails to Post a Selfie at the Ritz Carlton

Belle January 5, 2023

Friends of a 24 year old “influencer type” were left perplexed after she failed to upload a selfie of herself sitting on a bed while…

View More Welfare Check Ordered After Influencer Fails to Post a Selfie at the Ritz Carlton
BREAKING NEWS Featured Lifestyle

So-Called Chilli Warrior Immediately Regrets Bravado At Thai Restaurant 

Belle January 5, 2023 Food

Despite being as caucasian as the sprinkler move on a wedding d-floor, Karl fancies himself somewhat of a chilli warrior. A man who thinks he…

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From the Zoo Featured

5 Hot Tips For Scamming Your Friends With Essential Oils

Belle January 5, 2023 Woo Woo

A lot of doctors have “opinions” so naturally, an equal and opposite force is present – essential oil flogging scammers. These side-hustling sirens have been…

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  • Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home
  • Newly elected Pope uses maiden speech to call for peace amongst the Fremantle Dockers supporter base 
  • Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope

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