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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    VFL admits the pre-season State of Origin is just a way to get Vic players annual trip to WA over with early

    The VFL has announced the State of Origin is returning as a match between Victoria and Western Australia to be held on 14th February 2026. …

    Belle September 15, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    King Charles offered 15% off Royal Show Claremont verge parking after his public holiday was bumped for Show Day

    King Sausage Fingers was left fuming yesterday after finding out his prime time spring public holiday had been rebranded as Show Day and his birthday…

    Belle September 15, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

    Update on new Westralia public holidays

    Sadly, the Government didn’t go with Clive Denied Day or The Great Hail Storm of 2010 day but on the assumption the amendments pass this…

    Belle September 14, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    TransPerth roars into the modern age after announcing commuters can tap on with Timezone Powercards

    TransPerth has proudly announced it is roaring into the mid 2010s today by announcing that commuters will be able to pay for their fare with…

    Belle September 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Touching moment as AI software that worker has been training to take his job asks if he’s OK

    A local office drone has been left with an overwhelming sense that everything is going to be OK in the world after the AI software…

    Belle September 11, 2025
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From the Zoo BREAKING NEWS

Everything You Need To Know About Scraping Through A Rent Inspection

Belle March 7, 2023 rental

Rent inspections truly are the rogue skidmark on the grundies of your life. Nothing makes you want to add some Metamucil to your financial diet…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Kim Jong-Un Slips One Past The Perth Mint With Cunning Disguise, Launders Billions

Belle March 7, 2023

The United Nations Security Council DPRK sanctions committee is apparently livid that DPRK leader Kim Jong-Un was able to acquire billions of dollars worth of…

View More Kim Jong-Un Slips One Past The Perth Mint With Cunning Disguise, Launders Billions
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

Perth Mint In Hot Water Over Selling $5 Worth Of Gold To Bloke Who “Knows” Bikies For Plated Chain

Belle March 6, 2023

Perth Mint can’t catch a break after it was revealed that the WA-owned gold joint sold $5 worth of gold to a bloke who claimed…

View More Perth Mint In Hot Water Over Selling $5 Worth Of Gold To Bloke Who “Knows” Bikies For Plated Chain
Bell Tower Times From the Zoo

8 Iconic Ways To Spend The WA Public Holiday

Belle March 6, 2023 EntertainmentWA Culture

Sneak a few tonnes of “anti-inflammatories” past customs – when the cat’s away the anti-inflammatory importers shall play. There’s a huge gap in the market after…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

St Georges Terrace Tosser Beside Himself After 2nd Major Coke Bust In As Many Months

Belle March 4, 2023 WA Culture

A cashed-up corporate toolbag has shed a tear after hearing the news 2.4 tonnes of the good stuff had been intercepted by police and will…

View More St Georges Terrace Tosser Beside Himself After 2nd Major Coke Bust In As Many Months
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS True-ish Crime

Cartel Claims “Coke” Seized By WA Police Is Just 2.4 Tonnes Of Anti Inflammatories

Belle March 4, 2023

“Coke” seized under a joint operation between WA and American police will need to undergo rigorous testing after members of the Mexican cartel allege they…

View More Cartel Claims “Coke” Seized By WA Police Is Just 2.4 Tonnes Of Anti Inflammatories

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  • King Charles offered 15% off Royal Show Claremont verge parking after his public holiday was bumped for Show Day
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  • TransPerth roars into the modern age after announcing commuters can tap on with Timezone Powercards
  • Touching moment as AI software that worker has been training to take his job asks if he’s OK
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