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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Passengers On Road Trip Urge Driver To Slow Down On The Cheese Sausages

    “Jesus effin’ christ man, can this dude have a Yakult or something?”, a desperate plea from a passenger stuck in the back of Clint’s 4WD on…

    Belle May 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Woolworths announces it’s slashing prices on items it has already heavily marked up!

    Woolworths has just spent big on a media PR campaign to test just how gullible the consumer population is when it comes to their supposed…

    Belle May 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    WA man trades in future prospects in dating pool for an obnoxious yank tank

    A WA man has made a conscious decision to remove himself from the WA dating pool by purchasing an oversized yank tank that describes itself…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local cat mum feeling the love after fur baby drops off brekkie in bed this Mother’s Day

    “See, she does love me!” Celeste loudly exclaimed from her bed this morning after her cat dropped a succulent meal of freshly slaughtered bird on…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

    New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out

    What a joyous day for Catholics! Two Popes selected by a rigorous conclave process and indicated to the world via a plume of white smoke.…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

“Perth is not a big country town!” Says Man Doing His Best To Look Like A Jackaroo Everyday

Belle January 1, 2023

A man who works on the Terrace as a corporate miner has refuted allegations from his Melbourne friends that Perth is just a “big country…

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BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Emergency Rations Of Antihistamines En Route To Perth Cup To Combat All The Sniffing Going On

Belle January 1, 2023

Authorities have been left baffled by the “severe sniff fest” going on at Perth Cup and fear that there may be an outbreak of some…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting Featured

Ms “New Year, New Me”

Belle January 1, 2023 HealthNew AgeParty

Natharsha’s 2023 is off to a flying start. She has already lost 5kg from her pinga-fest and even woke up with her arms wrapped around…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Girls Who Order “Expresso” Martinis

Belle December 31, 2022

It’s ladies night, and like Amazonian dick fish, the group of 10s follow the stream of happy hour piss until they invasively enter the bar…

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Party & Entertainment

Ms New Year’s Eve

Belle December 31, 2022

Mel is the Chris Angel of New Years Eve revellers. She wears far too much make-up and the entire night is just a carefully orchestrated…

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BREAKING NEWS

The BTT’s Year In Review PART 2

Belle December 30, 2022

WA farewells an icon (July) – WA’s favourite pachyderm finally called stumps on a fantastic innings. Tricia lived to 65 years of age and never…

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  • Local cat mum feeling the love after fur baby drops off brekkie in bed this Mother’s Day
  • New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out
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