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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Passengers On Road Trip Urge Driver To Slow Down On The Cheese Sausages

    “Jesus effin’ christ man, can this dude have a Yakult or something?”, a desperate plea from a passenger stuck in the back of Clint’s 4WD on…

    Belle May 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Woolworths announces it’s slashing prices on items it has already heavily marked up!

    Woolworths has just spent big on a media PR campaign to test just how gullible the consumer population is when it comes to their supposed…

    Belle May 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    WA man trades in future prospects in dating pool for an obnoxious yank tank

    A WA man has made a conscious decision to remove himself from the WA dating pool by purchasing an oversized yank tank that describes itself…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local cat mum feeling the love after fur baby drops off brekkie in bed this Mother’s Day

    “See, she does love me!” Celeste loudly exclaimed from her bed this morning after her cat dropped a succulent meal of freshly slaughtered bird on…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

    New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out

    What a joyous day for Catholics! Two Popes selected by a rigorous conclave process and indicated to the world via a plume of white smoke.…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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Featured From the Zoo

6 New Year’s Resolutions For Western Australians 

Belle December 29, 2022

Learn how to reverse park seeing as you insist on doing so – we get it. Your fourby has special needs and you’ve become a…

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The Bell Tower Times Year In Review (PART 1)

Belle December 29, 2022

Esperance takes a shot at the king (January) – It seems ol sunny Esperance was sick of Cottesloe being WA’s most iconic beach so they…

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Bartender Desperately Needs To Go To Happy Place After 1000th Lemon, Lime & Bitters Order For The Festive Season 

Belle December 28, 2022

It’s no secret that the silly season brings with it great hordes of non-pub people. What drink do non-pub types love more than anything else?…

View More Bartender Desperately Needs To Go To Happy Place After 1000th Lemon, Lime & Bitters Order For The Festive Season 
BREAKING NEWS Local

Suburban Street Descends Into Anarchy As Confusion Over Bin Day Takes Hold

Belle December 28, 2022

A quiet suburban street in Perth’s south has been gripped by the grimey claw of bin-day fever. A coupla public holidays in a row have…

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Featured From the Zoo

Top 4 Signs You’re Lost In The Void Of The “Gooch Period” – Xmas to New Years

Belle December 28, 2022

Each year, time & space ceases to exist as we know it as life enters a confusing void between X-Mas and the New Year. By…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured Local

South Perth to Release “That Part of the Swan River Where You Think Your Passenger Shat Themselves” Fragrance

Belle December 27, 2022 WA Culture

As the weather warms up, Mother Nature reminds Perth she’s still here by releasing the iconic Swan River shart stench into the air. It’s truly…

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  • Local cat mum feeling the love after fur baby drops off brekkie in bed this Mother’s Day
  • New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out
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