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    Bunnings crushes local footy club’s sausage sizzle after hearing they were making a profit

    Bunnings good guy reputation hangs in tatters after a damning Four Corners report aired the other night.  In the report, the hardware giant was accused…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Passengers On Road Trip Urge Driver To Slow Down On The Cheese Sausages

    “Jesus effin’ christ man, can this dude have a Yakult or something?”, a desperate plea from a passenger stuck in the back of Clint’s 4WD on…

    Belle May 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Woolworths announces it’s slashing prices on items it has already heavily marked up!

    Woolworths has just spent big on a media PR campaign to test just how gullible the consumer population is when it comes to their supposed…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    WA man trades in future prospects in dating pool for an obnoxious yank tank

    A WA man has made a conscious decision to remove himself from the WA dating pool by purchasing an oversized yank tank that describes itself…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local cat mum feeling the love after fur baby drops off brekkie in bed this Mother’s Day

    “See, she does love me!” Celeste loudly exclaimed from her bed this morning after her cat dropped a succulent meal of freshly slaughtered bird on…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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BREAKING NEWS Featured Local

South Perth to Release “That Part of the Swan River Where You Think Your Passenger Shat Themselves” Fragrance

Belle December 27, 2022 WA Culture

As the weather warms up, Mother Nature reminds Perth she’s still here by releasing the iconic Swan River shart stench into the air. It’s truly…

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Camry Driver Charged With Hooning After Taking a Corner at a Blistering 10km/h

Belle December 27, 2022 car

WA Police are ropable after witnessing a Camry Driver exceed their driving ability and took a suburban corner at an absolutely steaming 10km/h.  This 2Fast2Incompetent…

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Top 5 Things To Do On Boxing Day

Belle December 26, 2022

Purge your body of its sins – while it’s not in the Bible, it is clear that smokin’ Joe and V-Plate’s Mary wanted people to…

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Man Who Forgot To Buy Booze For Today Has An Offer You Can’t Refuse

Belle December 25, 2022

In classic form, WA man Luke has once again failed to adequately plan for one of the few days of the year that bottlos are…

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IN FOCUS: Lynx Africa Packs – The Gift That Lets Everyone Know You Still Wear Silk Boxers

Belle December 25, 2022 Bogan

There are a few sounds that are synonymous with X-Mas – the seasonal croonings of Michael Buble, the drunken slur of an excited uncle and…

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REPORT: Hardest Part of Carrying A Block On Your Shoulder Is Ensuring Southern Cross Tatt Is Visible

Belle December 23, 2022 Bogan

The correct way to carry a heavy block of bush chook has tormented mankind since the creation of froffs. Especially when the southern cross tattoo came…

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  • WA man trades in future prospects in dating pool for an obnoxious yank tank
  • Local cat mum feeling the love after fur baby drops off brekkie in bed this Mother’s Day
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