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    New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out

    What a joyous day for Catholics! Two Popes selected by a rigorous conclave process and indicated to the world via a plume of white smoke.…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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    Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home

    In one of Pope Leo XIV first acts as the new Pope, the holy man will be visiting Kelmscott to bless a location that he…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Newly elected Pope uses maiden speech to call for peace amongst the Fremantle Dockers supporter base 

    Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost aka Pope Leo XIV has shocked the world by using his first chance to speak to his followers to plead for…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope

    The Catholic Church is demanding answers after its cardinals were bombarded with thousands of unsolicited texts calling for the election of Clive Palmer as pope.…

    Belle May 7, 2025
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    IN FOCUS: The HSV Maloo Ute

    Say what you want about Holden but they knew exactly how to build the kind of beast that your average high-income WA FIFO worker would…

    Belle May 5, 2025
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BREAKING NEWS Sports

WA World Cup fan officially farewells normal sleep pattern, prepares to become a creature

Belle November 21, 2022

Dom has conceded that the next 28 days will be an emotional rollercoaster for himself and everyone around him due in no small part to…

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BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

“The whites are running!” – Perth crayfisherman mistakes Diner en Blanc for start of season

Belle November 20, 2022

A lightly toasted and generously sauced WA crayfisherman was celebrating a friend’s birthday in a Northbridge apartment yesterday. After taking to the balcony to have…

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WA Culture & Notable Events

Mr Diner en Blanc

Belle November 20, 2022

While Anthony thought he was dressed like P Diddy at a #whitelivesmatter function, in reality, he paid $200 in rental costs to look like a…

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BREAKING NEWS Sports

Qatar World Cup beer ban shocks fans as they wonder how Budweiser managed to meet a recognised definition of beer

Belle November 19, 2022

Qatar’s decision to ban the sale of froffs at World Cup games has caused mass confusion in the soccer world with many questioning how Budweiser…

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BREAKING NEWS

Winter returns for the most unwanted comeback tour of 2022

Belle November 18, 2022

Storming into Perth for an impromptu yet totally unwanted comeback tour, winter has returned for an encore that no one asked for. Stunning audiences with…

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BREAKING NEWS

Perth man reckons farmers in the middle of harvest would love the rain in his Belmont garden

Belle November 17, 2022

According to Matt, the WA farming community, many of who are in the middle of harvest season, will be over the moon at the 2mm…

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  • Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope
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