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    New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out

    What a joyous day for Catholics! Two Popes selected by a rigorous conclave process and indicated to the world via a plume of white smoke.…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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    Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home

    In one of Pope Leo XIV first acts as the new Pope, the holy man will be visiting Kelmscott to bless a location that he…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Newly elected Pope uses maiden speech to call for peace amongst the Fremantle Dockers supporter base 

    Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost aka Pope Leo XIV has shocked the world by using his first chance to speak to his followers to plead for…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope

    The Catholic Church is demanding answers after its cardinals were bombarded with thousands of unsolicited texts calling for the election of Clive Palmer as pope.…

    Belle May 7, 2025
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  • Featured From the Zoo

    IN FOCUS: The HSV Maloo Ute

    Say what you want about Holden but they knew exactly how to build the kind of beast that your average high-income WA FIFO worker would…

    Belle May 5, 2025
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Health & Medicine

Ms Gluten Intolerance

Belle November 3, 2022 FoodNew AgePseudo Science

Many years ago, Celeste moved to the bohemian backstreets of South Fremantle. Her fiendish penchant for pingas and darts was replaced by Bikram Yoga and…

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Perth giraffe Inkosi “fending it off with a stick” after flexing his 6151 postcode to SA hick Giraffes

Belle November 2, 2022

The boy from WA is apparently making waves in Monarto after rolling in strong with his big smoke ways. By all accounts, the South Australian…

View More Perth giraffe Inkosi “fending it off with a stick” after flexing his 6151 postcode to SA hick Giraffes
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Boss who spends Monday morning golfing and Friday arvo pissed questions work ethic of his plebs wanting a 4 day working week

Belle November 2, 2022

A WA boss who describes himself on Linkedin as the kind of guy who leads from the front and weathers the storm with his crew…

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Featured Hot Takes

The best of Halloween around Perf

Belle November 1, 2022

Thanks to the ever-unifying powers of the internet, Halloween has become another day to howl and fling shit at each other like the online-apes we…

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BREAKING NEWS

Crown Perth introduces new door tag after the Virat Kohli incident

Belle October 31, 2022

Crown Perth truly have egg on its face after footage emerged of a contractor filming inside Virat Kohli’s hotel room today. Things came to a…

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Featured Party & Entertainment

The Aussie Halloween Hater

Belle October 31, 2022

For Brett, getting slightly more drunk than usual on certain days of the year is all the tradition Australia needs. Every Halloween his mood is…

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  • Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home
  • Newly elected Pope uses maiden speech to call for peace amongst the Fremantle Dockers supporter base 
  • Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope
  • IN FOCUS: The HSV Maloo Ute
  • Fremantle Dockers appoint Peter Dutton coach for his ability to shut down the opposition

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