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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    TransPerth roars into the modern age after announcing commuters can tap on with Timezone Powercards

    TransPerth has proudly announced it is roaring into the mid 2010s today by announcing that commuters will be able to pay for their fare with…

    Belle September 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Touching moment as AI software that worker has been training to take his job asks if he’s OK

    A local office drone has been left with an overwhelming sense that everything is going to be OK in the world after the AI software…

    Belle September 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    HR manager responsible for 75% of employee stress suddenly wondering if they’re OK

    HR manager Liz has taken a 20-minute break from her reign of terror over the staff at a Perth consultancy firm to herd everyone into…

    Belle September 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Local Kiwi reckons everything is choicer about NZ than Australia except evidently, living there

    A New Zealand expat has just finished another pub session loudly proclaiming the supremacy of New Zealand over his adopted country of residence. From the…

    Belle September 10, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Local old mate vows to chain himself to a barstool if one more historic pub announces its closing

    An old mate residing in the Fremantle area has handled the news that two of his favourite hangouts are closing by the end of the…

    Belle September 10, 2025
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BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Emergency Rations Of Antihistamines En Route To Perth Cup To Combat All The Sniffing Going On

Belle January 1, 2023

Authorities have been left baffled by the “severe sniff fest” going on at Perth Cup and fear that there may be an outbreak of some…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting Featured

Ms “New Year, New Me”

Belle January 1, 2023 HealthNew AgeParty

Natharsha’s 2023 is off to a flying start. She has already lost 5kg from her pinga-fest and even woke up with her arms wrapped around…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Girls Who Order “Expresso” Martinis

Belle December 31, 2022

It’s ladies night, and like Amazonian dick fish, the group of 10s follow the stream of happy hour piss until they invasively enter the bar…

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Party & Entertainment

Ms New Year’s Eve

Belle December 31, 2022

Mel is the Chris Angel of New Years Eve revellers. She wears far too much make-up and the entire night is just a carefully orchestrated…

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BREAKING NEWS

The BTT’s Year In Review PART 2

Belle December 30, 2022

WA farewells an icon (July) – WA’s favourite pachyderm finally called stumps on a fantastic innings. Tricia lived to 65 years of age and never…

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Featured From the Zoo

6 New Year’s Resolutions For Western Australians 

Belle December 29, 2022

Learn how to reverse park seeing as you insist on doing so – we get it. Your fourby has special needs and you’ve become a…

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