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    New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out

    What a joyous day for Catholics! Two Popes selected by a rigorous conclave process and indicated to the world via a plume of white smoke.…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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    Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home

    In one of Pope Leo XIV first acts as the new Pope, the holy man will be visiting Kelmscott to bless a location that he…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Newly elected Pope uses maiden speech to call for peace amongst the Fremantle Dockers supporter base 

    Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost aka Pope Leo XIV has shocked the world by using his first chance to speak to his followers to plead for…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope

    The Catholic Church is demanding answers after its cardinals were bombarded with thousands of unsolicited texts calling for the election of Clive Palmer as pope.…

    Belle May 7, 2025
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    IN FOCUS: The HSV Maloo Ute

    Say what you want about Holden but they knew exactly how to build the kind of beast that your average high-income WA FIFO worker would…

    Belle May 5, 2025
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BoM accused of breaking sacred Aussie social custom by trying to dictate its own nickname

Belle October 18, 2022

The Bureau of Meteorology has drawn the ire of Australian social customs authorities today over a press release asking to no longer be referred to…

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Famed French pastry chef “devo” he’ll never tick “Hungry Spot, Mnt Lawley” off bucket list

Belle October 17, 2022

One of the best in the business, who wishes to remain anonymous, has apparently broken down in tears this afternoon after finally getting around to…

View More Famed French pastry chef “devo” he’ll never tick “Hungry Spot, Mnt Lawley” off bucket list
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BREAKING: Legend Nedd Brockmann proof you can move from Cottesloe to Bondi and not be a massive wanker

Belle October 17, 2022 Golden Triangle

Brockmann has done what most men couldn’t. Nay, most mere mortals couldn’t. He made the shift from Cottesloe to Bondi without being a massive stain…

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WA’s first fully licensed Emergency Department Bar & Grill Proposed For Yagan Square To Cover All Bases

Belle October 17, 2022

“Emergency DeBARtment” is a radical concept that hopes to find a compromise between the will of the public and the desire to not let Yagan…

View More WA’s first fully licensed Emergency Department Bar & Grill Proposed For Yagan Square To Cover All Bases
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Local ladies form an orderly queue after Perth man starts a fight at jet ski ramp 

Belle October 15, 2022

Perth has been treated to a display of raw, unadulterated masculinity as an impatient man started a fight at the boat ramp this morning.  Witnesses…

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Jetstar to introduce octagon cage so bogans booted off planes can fight for a seat on the next flight

Belle October 15, 2022

Rather than lament its clientele, Jetstar has decided to “lean into it” and install an octagon fight cage as one sees in the UFC in…

View More Jetstar to introduce octagon cage so bogans booted off planes can fight for a seat on the next flight

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  • Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home
  • Newly elected Pope uses maiden speech to call for peace amongst the Fremantle Dockers supporter base 
  • Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope
  • IN FOCUS: The HSV Maloo Ute
  • Fremantle Dockers appoint Peter Dutton coach for his ability to shut down the opposition

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