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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Perth Convention Centre to be replaced by a Stratco flatpack shed as part of revised redevelopment plan 

    The WA Government has decided to call off the $1.6B redevelopment of the Perth Convention Centre and replace it with a more thrifty option.  As…

    Belle November 6, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Tourist blames other tourists for making spot too touristy

    A deluded tourist who believes he is god’s gift to the world has viciously lashed out at other tourists for doing the same touristy thing…

    Belle November 6, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers

    Being born in the Pilbara, Rory swallowed 3 whole flies before he’d even left his mother’s womb as an infant. Some say the additional protein…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre

    A local Perth tradesman who is thought to be responsible for over 1000 ruined tyres per month has finally admitted his patented carelessness with nails…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up

    A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

Radioactive Capsule Located After Landcruiser Goes Back To The Future Trying To Block Overtaking Lane

Belle January 28, 2023

Authorities believe they have located the infamously lost radioactive capsule after reports a Landcruiser numpty vanished into the future after hitting 142kph trying to block…

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BREAKING NEWS Business Featured Technology & Finance

WA proposes iron ore on new $5 note given the country wouldn’t have any money without it

Belle January 28, 2023

WA has proposed the nation honour the “true king” of Australia and put a lump of precious iron ore on the new $5 note. It…

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Featured Perth & WA Locations

Ms Rottnest Island

Belle January 27, 2023 suburbs

Brooke is dealing with a painful break-up. She had to let her feller go after his dad was forced to liquidate his nautical assets following…

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Bell Tower Times Featured Regional Travel

Suspicions Raised After Hip, Young Family Fails To Stop At The Crooked Carrot For Lunch

Belle January 27, 2023 Douth

Police were tipped off to suspicious behaviour yesterday after several motorists witnessed a young family in a Prado go whistling past The Crooked Carrot rather…

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Perth Man Who Didn’t Get Tomorrow Off Has The Most Elegant Solution

Belle January 26, 2023

Knowing he is one sickie away from termination, Perth man Simmo has hedged all his bets on 2 banging Maximum energy drinks in about an…

View More Perth Man Who Didn’t Get Tomorrow Off Has The Most Elegant Solution
BREAKING NEWS

Man Celebrates First Night of Long W/E By Sealing The Deal On 3 Day Hangover He Won’t Recover From

Belle January 25, 2023

An excited punter has made sure he took Friday off as annual leave which secured himself a 4 day long weekend. 4 lovely days of…

View More Man Celebrates First Night of Long W/E By Sealing The Deal On 3 Day Hangover He Won’t Recover From

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  • Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers
  • Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre
  • Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up
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