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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Perth Convention Centre to be replaced by a Stratco flatpack shed as part of revised redevelopment plan 

    The WA Government has decided to call off the $1.6B redevelopment of the Perth Convention Centre and replace it with a more thrifty option.  As…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Tourist blames other tourists for making spot too touristy

    A deluded tourist who believes he is god’s gift to the world has viciously lashed out at other tourists for doing the same touristy thing…

    Belle November 6, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers

    Being born in the Pilbara, Rory swallowed 3 whole flies before he’d even left his mother’s womb as an infant. Some say the additional protein…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre

    A local Perth tradesman who is thought to be responsible for over 1000 ruined tyres per month has finally admitted his patented carelessness with nails…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up

    A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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Featured From the Zoo

5 Hottest Spots to Show Off Your FIFO Wealth This Weekend 

Belle January 13, 2023

Elizabeth Quay – what do you think people think when they see a bloke drown his latest FIFO floating toy in an act of bunglessness? They…

View More 5 Hottest Spots to Show Off Your FIFO Wealth This Weekend 
BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Satan Apologises To Perth For Smoke Cover, Confirms He’s Just Throwing a BBQ For New Arrival 

Belle January 11, 2023

The Prince of Darkness has reached out to Perth to apologise for his role in adding additional smoke to the city. However, confirms it’s just…

View More Satan Apologises To Perth For Smoke Cover, Confirms He’s Just Throwing a BBQ For New Arrival 
BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Colour Blind Eshay Shocked To Learn Red Shoe Ban Won’t Apply To Him

Belle January 10, 2023

A colour-blind NOR eshay is in pieces today after being informed by his mum that he will still be able to attend Bar1 because the…

View More Colour Blind Eshay Shocked To Learn Red Shoe Ban Won’t Apply To Him
BREAKING NEWS True-ish Crime

Red Shoe Ban A Real Blow For The 5 Wearers Not Already Banned From All Licenced Premises in WA

Belle January 9, 2023

Yesterday, Bar1 in Hillarys announced that red shoes will be banned from their nightclub in what can only be seen as an attempt to de-eshay…

View More Red Shoe Ban A Real Blow For The 5 Wearers Not Already Banned From All Licenced Premises in WA
BREAKING NEWS Sports

Iluka & Currambine Band Together To Ban The “C Word” For Comfort Of Residents

Belle January 8, 2023

Boasting some of the highest population of Saffas per capita, the suburbs have decided to rally together to stop any mention of cricket in their…

View More Iluka & Currambine Band Together To Ban The “C Word” For Comfort Of Residents
BREAKING NEWS Local

Local tool unrepentant after nabbing free lane and putting in pathetic effort at pole position

Belle January 7, 2023

It was truly as bad as it gets at an intersection on Leach Highway today. Reports state a Hyundai Excel made a last-minute decision to…

View More Local tool unrepentant after nabbing free lane and putting in pathetic effort at pole position

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  • Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre
  • Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up
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