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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Perth Convention Centre to be replaced by a Stratco flatpack shed as part of revised redevelopment plan 

    The WA Government has decided to call off the $1.6B redevelopment of the Perth Convention Centre and replace it with a more thrifty option.  As…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Tourist blames other tourists for making spot too touristy

    A deluded tourist who believes he is god’s gift to the world has viciously lashed out at other tourists for doing the same touristy thing…

    Belle November 6, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers

    Being born in the Pilbara, Rory swallowed 3 whole flies before he’d even left his mother’s womb as an infant. Some say the additional protein…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre

    A local Perth tradesman who is thought to be responsible for over 1000 ruined tyres per month has finally admitted his patented carelessness with nails…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up

    A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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BREAKING NEWS Featured Lifestyle

Welfare Check Ordered After Influencer Fails to Post a Selfie at the Ritz Carlton

Belle January 5, 2023

Friends of a 24 year old “influencer type” were left perplexed after she failed to upload a selfie of herself sitting on a bed while…

View More Welfare Check Ordered After Influencer Fails to Post a Selfie at the Ritz Carlton
BREAKING NEWS Featured Lifestyle

So-Called Chilli Warrior Immediately Regrets Bravado At Thai Restaurant 

Belle January 5, 2023 Food

Despite being as caucasian as the sprinkler move on a wedding d-floor, Karl fancies himself somewhat of a chilli warrior. A man who thinks he…

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From the Zoo Featured

5 Hot Tips For Scamming Your Friends With Essential Oils

Belle January 5, 2023 Woo Woo

A lot of doctors have “opinions” so naturally, an equal and opposite force is present – essential oil flogging scammers. These side-hustling sirens have been…

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BREAKING NEWS Business

Qantas Named Safest Airline, Attributes Honour To Never Actually Being In The Air

Belle January 4, 2023

There are hi-fives and backslaps galore at Qantas HQ as they were named the world’s safest airline. Many factors are weighed up in deciding who…

View More Qantas Named Safest Airline, Attributes Honour To Never Actually Being In The Air
BREAKING NEWS Local

Morley Pleads With Closing Down Sanity – “Don’t Leave Us Too!”

Belle January 4, 2023

It has been an emotional rollercoaster for Morley over the past few years. They have lost more than most of us could bear to handle…

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BREAKING NEWS Business

Community Devastated By Closure Of Store They Hadn’t Stepped Foot In For 15 Years 

Belle January 4, 2023

The news that CD chain Sanity will be closing all physical stores by April has sent shockwaves through a community that hasn’t stepped foot inside…

View More Community Devastated By Closure Of Store They Hadn’t Stepped Foot In For 15 Years 

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  • Tourist blames other tourists for making spot too touristy
  • Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers
  • Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre
  • Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up
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