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    Tradie Unrepentant About Right Hand Turn into Claremont Hungry Jacks

    “Couldn’t give a fark, mate”, Trevon barked as he shoved his 2nd Bacon Deluxe Burger into his face after a somewhat controversial decision to hold…

    Belle May 13, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Congestion on regional roads solved after “overtaking lane ahead” signs placed every 100m

    Main Roads WA have been praised for their genius initiative to ensure grey nomads towing caravans don’t clog up regional roads anymore.  The solution? To…

    Belle May 13, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Bunnings crushes local footy club’s sausage sizzle after hearing they were making a profit

    Bunnings good guy reputation hangs in tatters after a damning Four Corners report aired the other night.  In the report, the hardware giant was accused…

    Belle May 13, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Passengers On Road Trip Urge Driver To Slow Down On The Cheese Sausages

    “Jesus effin’ christ man, can this dude have a Yakult or something?”, a desperate plea from a passenger stuck in the back of Clint’s 4WD on…

    Belle May 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Woolworths announces it’s slashing prices on items it has already heavily marked up!

    Woolworths has just spent big on a media PR campaign to test just how gullible the consumer population is when it comes to their supposed…

    Belle May 12, 2025
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“It’s legal tender” says man handing over note that’d make a seasoned forensics officer spew

Belle September 10, 2022

A Perth bottlo employer has put his foot down and refused to accept a note that looks like it has been dragged through the pits…

View More “It’s legal tender” says man handing over note that’d make a seasoned forensics officer spew
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Eagles fan hoping Freo win tonight just to see Eddie’s glorious meltdown 

Belle September 10, 2022

A staunch Eagles supporter has managed to overcome his burning hatred of Flagmantle by focusing on the meltdown Eddie Everywhere will have should the Dockers…

View More Eagles fan hoping Freo win tonight just to see Eddie’s glorious meltdown 
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Feds reveals his greatest achievement was getting WA to pay him a gazillion for a quokka selfie

Belle September 10, 2022

Roger Federer is no stranger to success. With 20 grand slams, textbook style and an embellished reputation in the public eye, he’s one of the…

View More Feds reveals his greatest achievement was getting WA to pay him a gazillion for a quokka selfie
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Perth corgi owner acting more like a Queen than usual

Belle September 10, 2022

Local Perth corgi enthusiast Beryl has reportedly been acting more like a queen than usual after losing some of her high-profile competition.  It’s no secret…

View More Perth corgi owner acting more like a Queen than usual
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Wealthy Como residents demand exclusive use of South Terrace Freeway off-ramp

Belle September 10, 2022

Como residents living off the South Terrace freeway off-ramp have demanded exclusive use to the exclusive thoroughfare claiming it as basically a birthright.  The off-ramp…

View More Wealthy Como residents demand exclusive use of South Terrace Freeway off-ramp
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Leeming residents call for the renaming of mighty footy dynasty given the club is clearly in Leeming territory

Belle September 9, 2022

A handful of Leeming residents have had a gutful of the sequence of names comprising the mighty Bull Creek Leeming Footy Club.  We spoke to…

View More Leeming residents call for the renaming of mighty footy dynasty given the club is clearly in Leeming territory

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