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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Perth Convention Centre to be replaced by a Stratco flatpack shed as part of revised redevelopment plan 

    The WA Government has decided to call off the $1.6B redevelopment of the Perth Convention Centre and replace it with a more thrifty option.  As…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Tourist blames other tourists for making spot too touristy

    A deluded tourist who believes he is god’s gift to the world has viciously lashed out at other tourists for doing the same touristy thing…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers

    Being born in the Pilbara, Rory swallowed 3 whole flies before he’d even left his mother’s womb as an infant. Some say the additional protein…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre

    A local Perth tradesman who is thought to be responsible for over 1000 ruined tyres per month has finally admitted his patented carelessness with nails…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up

    A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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BREAKING NEWS Travel

Perth Yoga-Chick Deemed Too Fit To Fly

Belle January 3, 2023

Unfortunately for Natasha, her 0.05% body fat, a new set of Lululemons and her copy of Eat, Pray, Love has cost her a flight into…

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BREAKING NEWS Local

Kimberley Man Blown Away By Ripper Value At Perth Airport

Belle January 3, 2023 Up North

Kimberley man, Johnno, has been left completely flabbergasted by the ripper deals at Perth Airport over the weekend. Even telling his Perth buddies that he…

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6 Essential Tips For Surviving Work After Your Holiday Break

Belle January 3, 2023

We’ve all been there, holidays are over and you board the train to work. A sense of communal dread makes it feel less like a…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured Politics

WA Government Imposes Tax On Nike TNs To Slow The Eshayification Of Perth Suburbs

Belle January 2, 2023

Move over spicy cough, the latest scourge facing this great mining State is the creeping influence of Eshay culture among Perf youths. At least according…

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BREAKING NEWS

Top 8 Passengers You Want To Avoid On Your Next Flight

Belle January 2, 2023

The shoeless wonder – there is nothing like waking up after take off to the smell of a shire-dwelling plane hobbit’s Bega cheese & vegemite feet…

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BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Double Brick Home Owner Offsets Aircon Bill By Leasing Lounge to Pizzeria

Belle January 2, 2023 WA Culture

Since Jerome was a boy he’d always dreamed of a double brick home. His grandpa and father had both religiously stuck to the style due…

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  • Tourist blames other tourists for making spot too touristy
  • Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers
  • Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre
  • Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up
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