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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Tradie Unrepentant About Right Hand Turn into Claremont Hungry Jacks

    “Couldn’t give a fark, mate”, Trevon barked as he shoved his 2nd Bacon Deluxe Burger into his face after a somewhat controversial decision to hold…

    Belle May 13, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Congestion on regional roads solved after “overtaking lane ahead” signs placed every 100m

    Main Roads WA have been praised for their genius initiative to ensure grey nomads towing caravans don’t clog up regional roads anymore.  The solution? To…

    Belle May 13, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Bunnings crushes local footy club’s sausage sizzle after hearing they were making a profit

    Bunnings good guy reputation hangs in tatters after a damning Four Corners report aired the other night.  In the report, the hardware giant was accused…

    Belle May 13, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Passengers On Road Trip Urge Driver To Slow Down On The Cheese Sausages

    “Jesus effin’ christ man, can this dude have a Yakult or something?”, a desperate plea from a passenger stuck in the back of Clint’s 4WD on…

    Belle May 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Woolworths announces it’s slashing prices on items it has already heavily marked up!

    Woolworths has just spent big on a media PR campaign to test just how gullible the consumer population is when it comes to their supposed…

    Belle May 12, 2025
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Balcatta man storms down to local bank to demand answers about currency changes following the Queen’s passing

Belle September 9, 2022

There is one aspect of the Queen’s passing that has Balcatta man Frank hot under the collar – the impact it could have on the…

View More Balcatta man storms down to local bank to demand answers about currency changes following the Queen’s passing
Internet Culture

Ms “RUOK? Day”

Belle September 7, 2022 HealthInstagramSocial Media

Tara springs merrily out of bed in anticipation for a big day of social media whorin’. She has been meticulously planning her “R U OK?”…

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Business Featured

Boss wonders if staff are paid enough after left over food email causes near-fatal stampede

Belle September 7, 2022 Food

A Perth boss is pondering whether his staff members are paid adequately after hearing the news that several grad-position staff members were injured during a…

View More Boss wonders if staff are paid enough after left over food email causes near-fatal stampede
BREAKING NEWS Featured

School of Hard Knocks to lend WA education system some teachers to help with staff shortages 

Belle September 7, 2022

In an extraordinary clash of worlds, the School of Hard Knocks has agreed to step in and teach WA children “some actual farken lessons” to…

View More School of Hard Knocks to lend WA education system some teachers to help with staff shortages 
True-ish Crime

“Metamucil’s 11” – grey nomads plan one more big toilet paper heist before heading home to Perth 

Belle September 7, 2022

It was a day like any other for a regional caravan park in WA’s far north. After dealing with a lengthy complaint from a family…

View More “Metamucil’s 11” – grey nomads plan one more big toilet paper heist before heading home to Perth 
BREAKING NEWS Featured

Perth mum inconsolable after finding son with the party drug “Nurofen” and a rolled up $5 note

Belle September 6, 2022

A Bull Creek mum has taken to social media in a desperate plea to get her boy help after finding this new party drug “Nurofen”…

View More Perth mum inconsolable after finding son with the party drug “Nurofen” and a rolled up $5 note

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  • Passengers On Road Trip Urge Driver To Slow Down On The Cheese Sausages
  • Woolworths announces it’s slashing prices on items it has already heavily marked up!
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