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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Passengers On Road Trip Urge Driver To Slow Down On The Cheese Sausages

    “Jesus effin’ christ man, can this dude have a Yakult or something?”, a desperate plea from a passenger stuck in the back of Clint’s 4WD on…

    Belle May 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Woolworths announces it’s slashing prices on items it has already heavily marked up!

    Woolworths has just spent big on a media PR campaign to test just how gullible the consumer population is when it comes to their supposed…

    Belle May 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    WA man trades in future prospects in dating pool for an obnoxious yank tank

    A WA man has made a conscious decision to remove himself from the WA dating pool by purchasing an oversized yank tank that describes itself…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local cat mum feeling the love after fur baby drops off brekkie in bed this Mother’s Day

    “See, she does love me!” Celeste loudly exclaimed from her bed this morning after her cat dropped a succulent meal of freshly slaughtered bird on…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

    New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out

    What a joyous day for Catholics! Two Popes selected by a rigorous conclave process and indicated to the world via a plume of white smoke.…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Local wizard still casting spells after overindulging in “magic potion” at Balingup Medieval Carnivale

Belle August 29, 2022

FungEye The Sorcerer, or Todd as he’s known claims he’s still casting level 9 spells after foolishly thinking he needed to recharge his mana after…

View More Local wizard still casting spells after overindulging in “magic potion” at Balingup Medieval Carnivale
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WA dad saves money on family holiday by camping in the right lane

Belle August 29, 2022

Ellenbrook dad, Bruce, has revealed how he saved heaps of money on his family holiday over the weekend by going full WA and simply camping…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Basil gets on “OnlyBaz” after seeing the crowd Anna Paul managed to bring to the CBD

Belle August 28, 2022

Lord Mayor Basil Zempilas was apparently so impressed with the crowd influencer Anna Paul managed to draw into the Perth CBD that he vowed to…

View More Basil gets on “OnlyBaz” after seeing the crowd Anna Paul managed to bring to the CBD
BREAKING NEWS Featured

Auskick carnival parents compete for coveted “parking like the biggest farkwit” trophy on the day

Belle August 28, 2022

If you thought the fiercest competition was on the oval, you’d be mistaken. Every year, Auskick carnival parents do their best to park like the…

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Ms. Canggu Bali

Belle August 27, 2022

For Tiffany, the most important part of a Bali holiday is making sure her social media following thinks it’s a paid influencer, modelling bullshit kinda…

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Party & Entertainment

Mr “I’m Gonna Send It”

Belle August 26, 2022 Entertainment

It was a cold Saturday morning that Jai’s misso gave him the ultimatum – it’s either sending it or me. Jai had faint memories of…

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  • Local cat mum feeling the love after fur baby drops off brekkie in bed this Mother’s Day
  • New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out
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