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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Passengers On Road Trip Urge Driver To Slow Down On The Cheese Sausages

    “Jesus effin’ christ man, can this dude have a Yakult or something?”, a desperate plea from a passenger stuck in the back of Clint’s 4WD on…

    Belle May 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Woolworths announces it’s slashing prices on items it has already heavily marked up!

    Woolworths has just spent big on a media PR campaign to test just how gullible the consumer population is when it comes to their supposed…

    Belle May 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    WA man trades in future prospects in dating pool for an obnoxious yank tank

    A WA man has made a conscious decision to remove himself from the WA dating pool by purchasing an oversized yank tank that describes itself…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local cat mum feeling the love after fur baby drops off brekkie in bed this Mother’s Day

    “See, she does love me!” Celeste loudly exclaimed from her bed this morning after her cat dropped a succulent meal of freshly slaughtered bird on…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

    New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out

    What a joyous day for Catholics! Two Popes selected by a rigorous conclave process and indicated to the world via a plume of white smoke.…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Southern Balga residents request another rebrand after the success of Westminster

Belle August 25, 2022

With the median house price in Westminster a cool $40k higher than their former bedfellow Balga, you can see why residents near the Balga/Westminster border…

View More Southern Balga residents request another rebrand after the success of Westminster
True-ish Crime

Criminal syndicate checks in bags of incriminating evidence with Qantas to ensure they are never seen again

Belle August 25, 2022

Any decent crim knows the most important part of any good crime is properly disposing of incriminating evidence after the fact. It can be a…

View More Criminal syndicate checks in bags of incriminating evidence with Qantas to ensure they are never seen again
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Perth geologist absolutely creams himself during whirlwind 5-hour tour of The Pinnacles

Belle August 24, 2022

If Dan has any regrets, it’s that he didn’t stay at The Pinnacles longer but his guests from over east shockingly didn’t share the same…

View More Perth geologist absolutely creams himself during whirlwind 5-hour tour of The Pinnacles
BREAKING NEWS Featured

BREAKING: annual WA daylight saving shitfight off to a good start

Belle August 23, 2022

Like clockwork, the WA media has whipped the howling populace into the annual DLS frenzy after news a Daylight Saving Bill has been drafted by,…

View More BREAKING: annual WA daylight saving shitfight off to a good start
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Flagmantle fan’s plea: “tickets to a home final has been my dream ever since I started supporting them in round 11”

Belle August 22, 2022 flagmantle

A passionate disciple of the church of Flagmantle has penned a heartfelt post on social media saying he’ll do just about anything for a ticket…

View More Flagmantle fan’s plea: “tickets to a home final has been my dream ever since I started supporting them in round 11”
SPORTSBALL
Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Ms “Sportsball”

Belle August 21, 2022 Footy

Anna’s personality is a pneumatic drill hammering away on the Sunday morning of your soul. Her only goal in life is to penetrate your thick…

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  • Local cat mum feeling the love after fur baby drops off brekkie in bed this Mother’s Day
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