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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Passengers On Road Trip Urge Driver To Slow Down On The Cheese Sausages

    “Jesus effin’ christ man, can this dude have a Yakult or something?”, a desperate plea from a passenger stuck in the back of Clint’s 4WD on…

    Belle May 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Woolworths announces it’s slashing prices on items it has already heavily marked up!

    Woolworths has just spent big on a media PR campaign to test just how gullible the consumer population is when it comes to their supposed…

    Belle May 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    WA man trades in future prospects in dating pool for an obnoxious yank tank

    A WA man has made a conscious decision to remove himself from the WA dating pool by purchasing an oversized yank tank that describes itself…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local cat mum feeling the love after fur baby drops off brekkie in bed this Mother’s Day

    “See, she does love me!” Celeste loudly exclaimed from her bed this morning after her cat dropped a succulent meal of freshly slaughtered bird on…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

    New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out

    What a joyous day for Catholics! Two Popes selected by a rigorous conclave process and indicated to the world via a plume of white smoke.…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

REPORT: WA here to help fellow Aussie’s feeling stressed about paying $15 for a pint

Belle August 1, 2022

The nation has been thrown into panic with reports of the beer tax increasing by 4% with warnings that a pint at the pub could…

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Twiggy orders Diggers & Dealers delegate be stripped of lanyard after failing to wear R.M. Williams boots

Belle August 1, 2022 mining

Rough scenes erupted at the annual Kalgoorlie Diggers & Dealers Mining Forum after officials were forced to unceremoniously de-lanyard an attendee for failing to wear…

View More Twiggy orders Diggers & Dealers delegate be stripped of lanyard after failing to wear R.M. Williams boots
Featured True-ish Crime

The security light, the CCTV and the FB group – how a hose segment heist went wrong

Belle July 31, 2022

On 29 July 2022, a group of teens hatched a plan to pinch a segment of hose from a property near the park they were…

View More The security light, the CCTV and the FB group – how a hose segment heist went wrong
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REPORT: Indicating Bus Driver Sure As Fark Ain’t Asking

Belle July 31, 2022

By all reports, you have about 2 god damn seconds to get the fark out of his goddamn way, as many motorists discovered while driving…

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Flagmantle book training sessions at Kalamunda Water Park for wet weather conditioning

Belle July 30, 2022 flagmantle

To keep Flagmantle’s premiership dreams alive, the team has sensationally booked some training sessions at Kalamunda Water Park to get better at playing in greasy…

View More Flagmantle book training sessions at Kalamunda Water Park for wet weather conditioning
BREAKING NEWS Featured

Toadie eyeing off retirement in Perf where he can accidentally send it into the river instead

Belle July 29, 2022

With Neighbours finally winding up, Toadfish Rebecchi is finally free to spread his wings and join a community where accidentally driving into bodies of water…

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  • Local cat mum feeling the love after fur baby drops off brekkie in bed this Mother’s Day
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