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    Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers

    Being born in the Pilbara, Rory swallowed 3 whole flies before he’d even left his mother’s womb as an infant. Some say the additional protein…

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    Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre

    A local Perth tradesman who is thought to be responsible for over 1000 ruined tyres per month has finally admitted his patented carelessness with nails…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up

    A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…

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    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

    Belle November 4, 2025
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    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

    Belle November 2, 2025
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BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

CoComelon heavy Spotify Wrapped playlist the final nail in young dad’s partying coffin

Belle December 1, 2022

“This is who I am now”, a young father lamented after checking out his Spotify Wrapped playlist for 2022 to see it absolutely dominated by…

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PART 2 of How to Avoid Offending West Aussies

Belle November 30, 2022

So you’ve learned the basics, now time for some nuance.  Respecting the Boomtown – In WA, people are very passionate about the fact the WA…

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Seasoned Hill Dweller Shocked To Learn Perth Has Beaches 

Belle November 30, 2022

Jailyn always assumed stories of Perth’s coast were just fanciful fairy tales told to hill dwellers by their parents to scare their children away from…

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Colosseum-style battle royale planned between Langer & Aus players to boost attendance at Perth Stadium 

Belle November 30, 2022

It’s no surprise that Perth Stadium is looking like a British dental waiting room. 35 degrees, expensive tickets, and a midweek test. Nevertheless, to avoid…

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Perth Man Completes Apprenticeship Before Tradie Rocks Up For The Job

Belle November 29, 2022

Perth man Tim was so tired of waiting for a plumber to rock up and fix the leaking taps that he decided to undertake a…

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Perth Woman Christens New Car With First Load of Sand She’ll Never Get Rid Of

Belle November 29, 2022 WA Culture

Last month, Jodie was enjoying that new car feeling. Today, she’s enjoying that first load of sand in her interior that she’ll likely never get…

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  • Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning
  • Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 
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