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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    WA man furious after Secret Santa cheaps out with an 18-foot fishing boat

    “What am I going to do with that?”, thought Rod as he tried his best to feign gratitude after being gifted a cheap, useless present. …

    Belle December 13, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Crack team of pastry chefs deployed to South Perth to deal with late night baking epidemic

    South Perth residents have been moaning that young people are living their best life and indulging in late night baking sessions on the foreshore. Among…

    Belle December 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Nature is healing as kids banned from socials return to Galleria bus port to settle beef

    The Albanese Government is celebrating another triumph this morning as hundreds of under 16s ditch trading barbs over socials for good ol fashion scuffling at…

    Belle December 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Under-16s social media ban declared a win as kids rediscover the art of pelting honky nuts at each other

    All eyes were on Australia today as the Under 16s social media ban came into effect.  Many experts were debating how the kids were going…

    Belle December 10, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Congestion on regional roads solved after “overtaking lane ahead” signs placed every 100m

    Main Roads WA have been praised for their genius initiative to ensure grey nomads towing caravans don’t clog up regional roads anymore.  The solution? To…

    Belle December 9, 2025
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Man Who Forgot To Buy Booze For Today Has An Offer You Can’t Refuse

Belle December 25, 2022

In classic form, WA man Luke has once again failed to adequately plan for one of the few days of the year that bottlos are…

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From the Zoo Featured

IN FOCUS: Lynx Africa Packs – The Gift That Lets Everyone Know You Still Wear Silk Boxers

Belle December 25, 2022 Bogan

There are a few sounds that are synonymous with X-Mas – the seasonal croonings of Michael Buble, the drunken slur of an excited uncle and…

View More IN FOCUS: Lynx Africa Packs – The Gift That Lets Everyone Know You Still Wear Silk Boxers
BREAKING NEWS Featured Lifestyle

REPORT: Hardest Part of Carrying A Block On Your Shoulder Is Ensuring Southern Cross Tatt Is Visible

Belle December 23, 2022 Bogan

The correct way to carry a heavy block of bush chook has tormented mankind since the creation of froffs. Especially when the southern cross tattoo came…

View More REPORT: Hardest Part of Carrying A Block On Your Shoulder Is Ensuring Southern Cross Tatt Is Visible
WA Culture & Notable Events Party & Entertainment

The Down South Bogan

Belle December 23, 2022 BoganDouth

Hodgey nonchalantly shoves some clothes in a bag while his missus carefully packs for their long weekend. Hodgey slips into his Dickies’ shorts, black Ed…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Woman Sensationally “Quits Facebook”, Returns 12 Hours Later – Community Shocked

Belle December 23, 2022

Close contacts & Facebook acquaintances were left to pick up the pieces yesterday when Tamara, a local drama-seeking land dugong announced she was quitting social…

View More Woman Sensationally “Quits Facebook”, Returns 12 Hours Later – Community Shocked
BREAKING NEWS Local

Eastern State Relative Under Heavy Fire After Bringing Up Daylight Saving During WA Visit

Belle December 22, 2022

Smellburn man, Anthony, didn’t understand what he was unleashing after bringing up Daylight Saving when he caught up with his wife’s Western Australian family this…

View More Eastern State Relative Under Heavy Fire After Bringing Up Daylight Saving During WA Visit

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  • Nature is healing as kids banned from socials return to Galleria bus port to settle beef
  • Under-16s social media ban declared a win as kids rediscover the art of pelting honky nuts at each other
  • Congestion on regional roads solved after “overtaking lane ahead” signs placed every 100m
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