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    Bunnings crushes local footy club’s sausage sizzle after hearing they were making a profit

    Bunnings good guy reputation hangs in tatters after a damning Four Corners report aired the other night.  In the report, the hardware giant was accused…

    Belle May 13, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Passengers On Road Trip Urge Driver To Slow Down On The Cheese Sausages

    “Jesus effin’ christ man, can this dude have a Yakult or something?”, a desperate plea from a passenger stuck in the back of Clint’s 4WD on…

    Belle May 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Woolworths announces it’s slashing prices on items it has already heavily marked up!

    Woolworths has just spent big on a media PR campaign to test just how gullible the consumer population is when it comes to their supposed…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    WA man trades in future prospects in dating pool for an obnoxious yank tank

    A WA man has made a conscious decision to remove himself from the WA dating pool by purchasing an oversized yank tank that describes itself…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local cat mum feeling the love after fur baby drops off brekkie in bed this Mother’s Day

    “See, she does love me!” Celeste loudly exclaimed from her bed this morning after her cat dropped a succulent meal of freshly slaughtered bird on…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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ATO Warns Rio Tinto Not To Try A $1 Billion “Laundry Claim” Next Year After Record Tax Avoidance Settlement

Belle July 22, 2022

The ATO says it has no time to pat itself on the back after reaching an agreement with mining giant Rio Tinto to pay an…

View More ATO Warns Rio Tinto Not To Try A $1 Billion “Laundry Claim” Next Year After Record Tax Avoidance Settlement
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BREAKING: New Super Resistant Strain Of Bacteria Discovered In Kelmscott Man Cave

Belle July 22, 2022

Scientists are both amazed and horrified after discovering a resistant strain of bacteria previously unknown to the scientific community.  Found under a disgusting couch in…

View More BREAKING: New Super Resistant Strain Of Bacteria Discovered In Kelmscott Man Cave
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Perth On High Alert As Entire Northern Suburbs Population Set To Descend Upon Us This Weekend

Belle July 20, 2022

While Premier League exhibition matches are great for Perth’s global reputation, the City itself is bracing for impact as the entire population of the northern…

View More Perth On High Alert As Entire Northern Suburbs Population Set To Descend Upon Us This Weekend
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AFL’s “Pay To View” WA Games Proposal Breaks Own Record For Worst Idea Since AFLX

Belle July 19, 2022

Many didn’t think it could be done, but the AFL has managed to top their pump out a more disgusting concept than the ill-fated AFLX. …

View More AFL’s “Pay To View” WA Games Proposal Breaks Own Record For Worst Idea Since AFLX
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Newscycle To Be Officially Replaced By Itemised List Of Things You Can’t Afford Now

Belle July 19, 2022

Australia’s media giants have decided to replace their usual coverage of news with a constantly updated list of all the things that now cost a…

View More Newscycle To Be Officially Replaced By Itemised List Of Things You Can’t Afford Now
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WA Cyclists Thank e-Scooter Riders For Taking The Heat Off Them

Belle July 19, 2022

Western Australian cyclists are thanking e-Scooter riders for dethroning them as the top road & footpath pests. A title they claim they unfairly held for…

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