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    Clive Palmer takes full credit for Queensland crushing his arch-nemesis WA’s dreams 

    Clive Palmer has sensationally announced that he is the sole reason the Gold Coast Suns put together a winning game plan to defeat Flagmantle by…

    Belle September 7, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Gold Coast Suns stuck in Perth wet weather traffic, expected to miss tomorrow’s final

    Fate has dealt a cruel blow to the Gold Coast Suns who arrived in Perth today ahead of their finals clash against Flagmantle tomorrow.  While…

    Belle September 5, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Police reveal early reports Charizard was seen on CCTV at Morley Markets were mistaken

    WA Police are slowly revealing the extent of the confusion around early reports the Morley Markets fire was deliberately lit.  With the Commissioner revealing that…

    Belle September 5, 2025
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    Premier to celebrate Freo winning top tourist town with a bog lap in a clapped out Commodore 

    Western Australia has a reason to celebrate today after Fremantle was awarded best tourist town in the Australian Tourism Awards.  To honour this achievement, Premier…

    Belle September 3, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Young parents concede it’s all over now they choose pubs solely on what kid’s entertainment is on offer

    Cherie used to fancy herself somewhat of a foodie. Her husband and baby daddy Dan was always on the lookout for the next exciting craft…

    Belle September 2, 2025
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Halloween decoration outrage to momentarily replace early X-Mas decoration outrage in WA

Belle October 9, 2022

Community FB admins are enjoying a welcome relief from their outrage campaigns about X-Mas shit being available in mid-October. With the anti-Halloween sentiment in full…

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Belmont Man Wins the Bogan Suit Wearing Trifecta – Wedding, Races, Magistrates

Belle October 9, 2022 Bogan

It has been a big week for local Brickie, Thommo, who won an impressive trifecta after wearing the same suit to 3 big occasions in…

View More Belmont Man Wins the Bogan Suit Wearing Trifecta – Wedding, Races, Magistrates
From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: A Guide to Oktoberfest

Belle October 8, 2022

Guten tag! Anyone who has been to Oktoberfest in Munich knows how embarrassing Australians are at this event. This is mostly due to the damning…

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Australian Thong Etiquette 101

Belle October 8, 2022

1. One can only retire a thong after suffering a critical blowout and not merely when it has morphed into a greasy extension of your…

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Thrice divorced dad says fark it, proposes to his AU station wagon

Belle October 6, 2022

An unlucky in love dad of two has conceded that “the one” has been under his nose this whole time. His ever reliable Ford AU…

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Man with E Plate & mandatory ignition interlock device doesn’t reckon anyone with an R Plate should be on the road 

Belle October 5, 2022

News of an R Plate for drivers returning to the road after an absence due to road trauma has caused a bit of a stir…

View More Man with E Plate & mandatory ignition interlock device doesn’t reckon anyone with an R Plate should be on the road 

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  • Premier to celebrate Freo winning top tourist town with a bog lap in a clapped out Commodore 
  • Young parents concede it’s all over now they choose pubs solely on what kid’s entertainment is on offer
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