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    Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up

    A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

    Belle November 4, 2025
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    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

    Belle November 2, 2025
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    Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you

    The Royal Family has sent a clear message to its loyal subjects that a Royal being reduced to a filthy, shiteating member of the public…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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    Boomers warned as Perth kid plans to dress as a Daylight Saving referendum for Halloween

    A young family has caused a stir today after previewing their kid’s Halloween costume on social media. To the horror of traditionally older or rural…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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Davo from Kwinana defies Uncle Chen to smoke while on a 72-hour shift down a mine like he reckons he did in the good ol days

Belle November 16, 2022

Davo an ex-FIFO worker from Kwinana, has laughed at viral footage of Chinese long-distance runner, Uncle Chen, completing a marathon while choofing down darts along…

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4 other offences you’ll (probably) get away with until the Police pay dispute is resolved

Belle November 16, 2022

To force the WA Government to give them a pay increase the police may consider blocking speed cameras and handing out cautions for speeding &…

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WA police pay dispute
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WA public urges Government not to cave into Police pay demands after cops threaten to block speed cameras until dispute is resolved

Belle November 16, 2022

Members of the WA public have strongly urged the WA Government to not cave into the pay demands of the Police as long as they…

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Young western suburbs woman denied entry to Claremont Quarter for not wearing Birkeys

Belle November 16, 2022

Under Western Suburbs Bylaw across all burbs, all true residents are expected to meet certain standards once the mercury rises and it’s officially deemed “open…

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4 Top Reasons Why You Should Fly Low-Cost Airlines

Belle November 15, 2022

Making friends – Sometimes friendships are like an inflated Synergy bill, they just sneak up on you from nowhere! Do you hear that guy talking loudly…

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Crypto investor 1000% in the red reckons you should definitely buy the dip

Belle November 15, 2022

Chronic panic seller and trainwreck crypto investor Tom (aka MaxCa$$$h) has boldly dished out more unsolicited investing advice after observing the chaotic scenes unfolding since…

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  • Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you
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