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    Passengers On Road Trip Urge Driver To Slow Down On The Cheese Sausages

    “Jesus effin’ christ man, can this dude have a Yakult or something?”, a desperate plea from a passenger stuck in the back of Clint’s 4WD on…

    Belle May 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Woolworths announces it’s slashing prices on items it has already heavily marked up!

    Woolworths has just spent big on a media PR campaign to test just how gullible the consumer population is when it comes to their supposed…

    Belle May 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    WA man trades in future prospects in dating pool for an obnoxious yank tank

    A WA man has made a conscious decision to remove himself from the WA dating pool by purchasing an oversized yank tank that describes itself…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local cat mum feeling the love after fur baby drops off brekkie in bed this Mother’s Day

    “See, she does love me!” Celeste loudly exclaimed from her bed this morning after her cat dropped a succulent meal of freshly slaughtered bird on…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

    New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out

    What a joyous day for Catholics! Two Popes selected by a rigorous conclave process and indicated to the world via a plume of white smoke.…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Mining Boy Won’t Be Able To Show Face On Terrace After Missing Out On A Corporate Box For Wallabies Game

Belle July 17, 2022 mining

35-year-old project engineer Rob is facing industry-wide ridicule after failing to secure a seat in a corporate box for the Wallabies v England clash at…

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Dim Sum Customers Warned Not To Operate Heavy Machinery After Sunday Morning Binge

Belle July 17, 2022

A Perth dim sum restaurant has taken the extraordinary step of warning customers not to operate heavy machinery after witnessing Sunday after Sunday of egregious…

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FIFOcoin Remuneration Packages Offered To Entice Workers To Remote WA Mine Sites

Belle July 17, 2022

The launch of FIFOcoin is another example of the innovative ways WA is looking to solve the current skills shortage stifling progress in the state. …

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New Trial Of Cutting Edge Cameras To Target Animals Who Don’t Give Courtesy Wave On The Road

Belle July 16, 2022

WA Police are rolling out advanced new cameras that will finally be able to crack down on uncouth barbarians who don’t have the common decency…

View More New Trial Of Cutting Edge Cameras To Target Animals Who Don’t Give Courtesy Wave On The Road
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Crocs Encouraged For Overseas Travellers As Foot-and-Mouth Disease Found To Have Some Standards

Belle July 16, 2022

In a breakthrough discovery, the virus that causes foot-and-mouth disease has been found to resist the temptation to travel via Crocs. Showing a natural repulsion…

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Crack Team Of Pilbara Miners Sent To UK To Assure Them Their Heatwave Is Nothing 

Belle July 16, 2022

Western Australia has responded to the developing heatwave situation in the UK by sending the best of the best of our underground miners to give…

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  • Local cat mum feeling the love after fur baby drops off brekkie in bed this Mother’s Day
  • New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out
  • Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home

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