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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    WA man furious after Secret Santa cheaps out with an 18-foot fishing boat

    “What am I going to do with that?”, thought Rod as he tried his best to feign gratitude after being gifted a cheap, useless present. …

    Belle December 13, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Crack team of pastry chefs deployed to South Perth to deal with late night baking epidemic

    South Perth residents have been moaning that young people are living their best life and indulging in late night baking sessions on the foreshore. Among…

    Belle December 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Nature is healing as kids banned from socials return to Galleria bus port to settle beef

    The Albanese Government is celebrating another triumph this morning as hundreds of under 16s ditch trading barbs over socials for good ol fashion scuffling at…

    Belle December 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Under-16s social media ban declared a win as kids rediscover the art of pelting honky nuts at each other

    All eyes were on Australia today as the Under 16s social media ban came into effect.  Many experts were debating how the kids were going…

    Belle December 10, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Congestion on regional roads solved after “overtaking lane ahead” signs placed every 100m

    Main Roads WA have been praised for their genius initiative to ensure grey nomads towing caravans don’t clog up regional roads anymore.  The solution? To…

    Belle December 9, 2025
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Perth Man Already 2 ½ X-Mas Hams Down Ready To Admit He May Have A Problem

Belle December 15, 2022

Perth man Ted has been balls deep in a X-Mas ham frenzy for the better part of 2 weeks and his loved ones are beginning…

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Mrs Perth X-Mas Shopping

Belle December 15, 2022

Trish has turned more people into online shoppers than the Rona. Why? Because sharing a multi-retail facility with her is about as pleasant as being…

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Party & Entertainment

Ms Work X-Mas Party

Belle December 14, 2022 Party

In an act of ill-advised booze-haggery, Jodee necks two bottles of Yellowglen Pink while getting ready for her work Christmas party. She squeezed into a…

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Featured From the Zoo

5 Secret Santa Participants That’ll Ruin the Magic This Year

Belle December 14, 2022

The Neglectful Shitbag – Everyone knows this guy. They couldn’t organise a skinny dip in the genetic pool at a Collie Family X-mas bash. In…

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BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Dhufish Ban Expected To Deplete Stocks Of Fresh Tinder Photos In 2023

Belle December 13, 2022

Critics of WA’s fiercely contested legislation to help safeguard the survival of local demersal fish such as dhueys and snapper has the nation’s horndogs concerned.…

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Featured From the Zoo

5 Ways To Establish Yourself As The Alpha Dog On Site 

Belle December 13, 2022

G’day ya pissweak little maggots. It’s Keifo here to give yas some advice on establishing ya dominance on site. Will you ever be as alpha…

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  • WA man furious after Secret Santa cheaps out with an 18-foot fishing boat
  • Crack team of pastry chefs deployed to South Perth to deal with late night baking epidemic
  • Nature is healing as kids banned from socials return to Galleria bus port to settle beef
  • Under-16s social media ban declared a win as kids rediscover the art of pelting honky nuts at each other
  • Congestion on regional roads solved after “overtaking lane ahead” signs placed every 100m
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