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    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

    Belle November 2, 2025
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    Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you

    The Royal Family has sent a clear message to its loyal subjects that a Royal being reduced to a filthy, shiteating member of the public…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Boomers warned as Perth kid plans to dress as a Daylight Saving referendum for Halloween

    A young family has caused a stir today after previewing their kid’s Halloween costume on social media. To the horror of traditionally older or rural…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99

    Metallica fans are preparing for a big night this weekend. However, the band has said the concert is only a secondary objective. Their real objective…

    Belle October 30, 2025
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    James Blunt heard loudly claiming The Ashes on the Yanchep Line 

    James Blunt is in town for a concert tonight but wasted no time getting involved in the main recreational activity of his people.  Thus, the…

    Belle October 30, 2025
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REPORT: Twiggy drops ball on buying Mrs Mac’s and stuffing em full of all that Harvey Beef of his

Belle November 10, 2022

For a man who likes to swoop in and save the day of struggling iconic Australian brands, the Twigmeister has failed to combine the two…

View More REPORT: Twiggy drops ball on buying Mrs Mac’s and stuffing em full of all that Harvey Beef of his
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Switching to a Vegemite roast chook marks biggest change to Perth tradie’s diet in 35 years

Belle November 10, 2022

Cambo still doesn’t know what came over him this morning when he made the biggest dietary change to his smoko routine in 35 years –…

View More Switching to a Vegemite roast chook marks biggest change to Perth tradie’s diet in 35 years
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Filmmakers looking forward to $100M state-of-the-art film & TV studio concrete slab in 3 years

Belle November 10, 2022

Due diligence has begun to ascertain the viability of a $100M state-of-the-art film & TV studio concrete slab to be built south of Whiteman Park…

View More Filmmakers looking forward to $100M state-of-the-art film & TV studio concrete slab in 3 years
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Fisheries launch massive operation after reports “suspicious characters” were evading detection in Mandurah

Belle November 9, 2022

“Anytime, anywhere”, an absolutely fuming Fisheries officer told The Times as he paced back and forth in his office becoming increasingly more irritated by the…

View More Fisheries launch massive operation after reports “suspicious characters” were evading detection in Mandurah
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WA astronomical event community accuses “big cloud cover” of conspiring against them

Belle November 8, 2022

Thousands of Western Australians hoping to get a glimpse of the full lunar eclipse & blood moon tonight have absolutely done their ‘nana at the…

View More WA astronomical event community accuses “big cloud cover” of conspiring against them
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Perth family looking forward to an evening of bitterly complaining about the lunar eclipse blood moon

Belle November 8, 2022

True to form the Thompson family has failed to manage their expectations in the slightest with respect to tonight’s lunar eclipse blood moon thingy.  Having…

View More Perth family looking forward to an evening of bitterly complaining about the lunar eclipse blood moon

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  • Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99
  • James Blunt heard loudly claiming The Ashes on the Yanchep Line 
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