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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Qantas hackers now the custodians of millions of useless flight credits

    The group thought to be behind the Qantas hack have found themselves in the unenviable position of only being able to use the data to…

    Belle July 4, 2025
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    Crack team of Pilbara miners sent to UK to assure them their heatwave was nothing 

    Western Australia has responded to Europe’s heatwave by sending the best of the best of our underground miners to give the country some perspective.  Parts…

    Belle July 3, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Freo Dockers have been training in a Wagin sheep paddock in preparation for the SCG turf

    The Fremantle Dockers have taken extreme measures to be ready for the disgraceful SCG turf on the weekend. Rather than training at their regular Cockburn…

    Belle July 3, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Eradication back on the cards after the Cuntbeetle was found to have jumped the queue for Rotto accommodation

    Well, well, well, the shot hole borer continues to endear itself to the WA public. This time, managing to get Rotto accommodation without a booking…

    Belle July 3, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Copper thieves urged to stop taking out street lights or Gen X won’t know when to return home

    WA Police have urged copper thieves operating primarily in Ellenbrook & Mandurah to stop immediately given Gen X only know when to return home when…

    Belle July 2, 2025
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Recruiters finally reveal correct answer to biggest weakness interview question: “open bar at the office party”

Belle August 15, 2022

Anyone who has been interviewed by a corporate gasbag knows that the “what’s your greatest weakness” question is one of the worst things you can…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Mrs. Staycation Perth

Belle August 15, 2022

Sophia woke up with a real urge to shove her high disposable income and nuanced tastes down the throats of her friends & family. So…

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Golden Triangle Girls Suffering from Birkenstock Withdrawal Make Most of Current Weather

Belle August 14, 2022

Winter is known to cause the blues. For some people, it’s seasonal affective disorder. For other’s it’s an intense leg localised claustrophobia from the frabic…

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White Ox goes into liquidation after news darts will be banned in WA prisons

Belle August 12, 2022

In a massive blow for the Dutch baccy company, all tobacco products will be banned in WA prisons from October 2022 onwards.  Deciding it was…

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Spud King to disrupt WA energy sector with first large scale potato power station

Belle August 11, 2022

Turns out someone was paying attention in year 10 science class. Spud king Tony Galati is reportedly close to developing the first large-scale potato power…

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Honest job applicant admits he wants to be paid while he looks for a better job all day

Belle August 10, 2022

A young Perth lad looking to crack into the competitive world of dead-end corporate life has told his interviewer that he is looking for the…

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  • Eradication back on the cards after the Cuntbeetle was found to have jumped the queue for Rotto accommodation
  • Copper thieves urged to stop taking out street lights or Gen X won’t know when to return home
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