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    Crack team of Pilbara miners sent to UK to assure them their heatwave was nothing 

    Western Australia has responded to Europe’s heatwave by sending the best of the best of our underground miners to give the country some perspective.  Parts…

    Belle July 3, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Freo Dockers have been training in a Wagin sheep paddock in preparation for the SCG turf

    The Fremantle Dockers have taken extreme measures to be ready for the disgraceful SCG turf on the weekend. Rather than training at their regular Cockburn…

    Belle July 3, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Eradication back on the cards after the Cuntbeetle was found to have jumped the queue for Rotto accommodation

    Well, well, well, the shot hole borer continues to endear itself to the WA public. This time, managing to get Rotto accommodation without a booking…

    Belle July 3, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Copper thieves urged to stop taking out street lights or Gen X won’t know when to return home

    WA Police have urged copper thieves operating primarily in Ellenbrook & Mandurah to stop immediately given Gen X only know when to return home when…

    Belle July 2, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Aussie dad amazes son with fable of the mythical tax refund 

    A Western Australian man has amazed his boy after treating him to a ripping yarn about an age where tax returns wandered the earth. Young…

    Belle July 1, 2025
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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Twiggy orders Diggers & Dealers delegate be stripped of lanyard after failing to wear R.M. Williams boots

Belle August 1, 2022 mining

Rough scenes erupted at the annual Kalgoorlie Diggers & Dealers Mining Forum after officials were forced to unceremoniously de-lanyard an attendee for failing to wear…

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Featured True-ish Crime

The security light, the CCTV and the FB group – how a hose segment heist went wrong

Belle July 31, 2022

On 29 July 2022, a group of teens hatched a plan to pinch a segment of hose from a property near the park they were…

View More The security light, the CCTV and the FB group – how a hose segment heist went wrong
BREAKING NEWS Featured

REPORT: Indicating Bus Driver Sure As Fark Ain’t Asking

Belle July 31, 2022

By all reports, you have about 2 god damn seconds to get the fark out of his goddamn way, as many motorists discovered while driving…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Flagmantle book training sessions at Kalamunda Water Park for wet weather conditioning

Belle July 30, 2022 flagmantle

To keep Flagmantle’s premiership dreams alive, the team has sensationally booked some training sessions at Kalamunda Water Park to get better at playing in greasy…

View More Flagmantle book training sessions at Kalamunda Water Park for wet weather conditioning
BREAKING NEWS Featured

Toadie eyeing off retirement in Perf where he can accidentally send it into the river instead

Belle July 29, 2022

With Neighbours finally winding up, Toadfish Rebecchi is finally free to spread his wings and join a community where accidentally driving into bodies of water…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Freo Dog Uncouples With Owner After Finding Star Signs Incompatible 

Belle July 28, 2022

A local hound has made the hard decision to “uncouple” with the Freo resident who adopted him after learning he was a Gemini and he…

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  • Eradication back on the cards after the Cuntbeetle was found to have jumped the queue for Rotto accommodation
  • Copper thieves urged to stop taking out street lights or Gen X won’t know when to return home
  • Aussie dad amazes son with fable of the mythical tax refund 
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