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    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

    Belle November 2, 2025
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    Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you

    The Royal Family has sent a clear message to its loyal subjects that a Royal being reduced to a filthy, shiteating member of the public…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Boomers warned as Perth kid plans to dress as a Daylight Saving referendum for Halloween

    A young family has caused a stir today after previewing their kid’s Halloween costume on social media. To the horror of traditionally older or rural…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99

    Metallica fans are preparing for a big night this weekend. However, the band has said the concert is only a secondary objective. Their real objective…

    Belle October 30, 2025
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    James Blunt heard loudly claiming The Ashes on the Yanchep Line 

    James Blunt is in town for a concert tonight but wasted no time getting involved in the main recreational activity of his people.  Thus, the…

    Belle October 30, 2025
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WA dad reveals this years X-Mas present will be an hour of air-conditioning in face of rising electricity prices

Belle October 26, 2022

Rodney delivered the first stage of his family’s budget cuts this morning by smashing the second air-con remote against a wall in a cost-of-living-induced rage. …

View More WA dad reveals this years X-Mas present will be an hour of air-conditioning in face of rising electricity prices
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WA tradie on notice after failing to hit his “fuckens per sentence” KPI

Belle October 25, 2022

A difficult conversation went down today between a WA sparky and his employer after several senior tradesmen on site observed the young man failing to…

View More WA tradie on notice after failing to hit his “fuckens per sentence” KPI
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Regional WA netball team tells Gina – we’ll rebrand as the “Western Coal Miners” for a taste of that $15M

Belle October 23, 2022

A less discerning WA regional club has sent an open letter to Hancock Prospecting advising that they’ll rename themselves the “Ginas”, the “Western Coal Miners”…

View More Regional WA netball team tells Gina – we’ll rebrand as the “Western Coal Miners” for a taste of that $15M
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Retail worker starts smashing Xmas carols in the hope she’ll be completely numb by December

Belle October 23, 2022

Every year, Perth retail worker Karissa is driven close to madness by the non-stop Xmas carols playing in the shopping centre she works at. It’s…

View More Retail worker starts smashing Xmas carols in the hope she’ll be completely numb by December
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Fast rail from Perth to Bunbury would “pay for itself” if they put a stop at the Farmers Market, Government told

Belle October 23, 2022 Douth

The fast rail from Perth to Bunbury has been somewhat of a political football for decades in WA. While there appears to be community support…

View More Fast rail from Perth to Bunbury would “pay for itself” if they put a stop at the Farmers Market, Government told
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Twiggy offers to fill Gina’s $15M void if Netball Australia agrees to some “small changes” to the game 

Belle October 22, 2022

Ever the saviour, Twiggy has swooped in to save the day after Hancock Prospecting withdrew their $15M sponsorship offer with Netball Australia. Under a few…

View More Twiggy offers to fill Gina’s $15M void if Netball Australia agrees to some “small changes” to the game 

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  • Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99
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